Liberal vs Conservative Parenting

[pornstarwannabe]

Sex:
Conservative Parent - Wait.
Liberal Parent - I had sex at your age too. Go ahead. Make sure you take BC pills to avoid pregnancy. You don't need a condom. Condom protects against STDs and AIDS, but going commando feels better.

Breast Feeding:
Conservative Parent - Stop breast feeding based on established guidelines.
Liberal Parent - Continue to breast feed through the age of 15 to acclimate the child to being on the Government teat later on in life.

Breakfast:
Conservative Parent - Prepares breakfast at home.
Liberal Parent - Sends child off to school early to "feast" on a taxpayer funded meal.

The list goes on and on. Add to it if you like.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Liberal parent - divorced after fucking a 24 year old prostitute.
Conservative parent - in prison for child molestation.

 

[badbabysitter]

Sex:
Conservative Parent - Wait.
Liberal Parent - I had sex at your age too. Go ahead. Make sure you take BC pills to avoid pregnancy. You don't need a condom. Condom protects against STDs and AIDS, but going commando feels better.

Breast Feeding:
Conservative Parent - Stop breast feeding based on established guidelines.
Liberal Parent - Continue to breast feed through the age of 15 to acclimate the child to being on the Government teat later on in life.

Breakfast:
Conservative Parent - Prepares breakfast at home.
Liberal Parent - Sends child off to school early to "feast" on a taxpayer funded meal.

The list goes on and on. Add to it if you like.

Sex:

Conservative parent.. pre marital sex is wrong... but having sex with 12 year old brides is right..and if they get knocked up, it's their own damn fault
LiberalParent.. sex education is a good thing

Breastfeeding

Liberal parent..it's a personal choice, after all it's what evolution intended
Conservative.. breasts are an abomination to God.. put some clothes on you hussy

Breakfast

now you're just being fucking stupid

the list goes on and on

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[pornstarwannabe]

Breakfast

now you're just being fucking stupid

the list goes on and on

I see you have noting good for "breakfast" regarding Lib/Con parenting. I know why: because what I posted as accurate.

It's a shame too. Breakfast at school? It's a crazy Lib idea.

 

[badbabysitter]

I see you have noting good for "breakfast" regarding Lib/Con parenting. I know why: because what I posted as accurate.

It's a shame too. Breakfast at school? It's a crazy Lib idea.

my parents were very " liberal".. yet my mom was a stay at home and always had my breakfast ready

one of my closest friends in the world is very much a conservative.. and his single dad parent never once had breakfast waiting for him

so.. how exactly is it accurate?

and you're saying low income families who quite possibly can't afford both rent and three squares... are bad because their kids will get fed at school?

does not compute

 

[pornstarwannabe]

my parents were very " liberal".. yet my mom was a stay at home and always had my breakfast ready

one of my closest friends in the world is very much a conservative.. and his single dad parent never once had breakfast waiting for him

so.. how exactly is it accurate?

and you're saying low income families who quite possibly can't afford both rent and three squares... are bad because their kids will get fed at school?

does not compute

There are exceptions to every rule.

 

[badbabysitter]

There are exceptions to every rule.

then they arent rules.. they are dumbass generalizations

 

[Liar]

Sex:
Conservative Parent - Wait.

Kid - No.
Conservative Patent - Yes, wait.
Kid - ...why?
Conservative Patent - Sex is bad.
Kid - But.. you must have had it at least once. (Eww)
Conservative Patent - Shut up! It's for marriage only.
Kid - But just in case, what's this 'contraception' thing I hear about?
Conservative Patent - Shut up! That's ungodly lib talk. Don't even ask about it. Just say no.
Kid - Sure dad, whatever. *goes and gets knocked up*

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Kid - No.
Conservative Patent - Yes, wait.
Kid - But just in case, what's this 'contraception' thing I hear about?
Conservative Patent - Shut up! That's ungodly lib talk. Don't even ask about it. Just say no.
Kid - Sure dad, whatever. *goes and gets knocked up*

Or this:


Kid - Yes, I want to wait.
Liberal Patent - No, I was a slut at your age. Do it.
Kid - But just in case, what's this 'contraception' thing I hear about?
Liberal Patent - Shut up! That's silly Con talk. Don't even ask about it. Just say YES to commando.
Kid - Sure Mom, whatever. *goes and gets knocked up, catches AIDS, herpes, and HPV*

 

[badbabysitter]

Or this:


Kid - Yes, I want to wait.
Liberal Patent - No, I was a slut at your age. Do it.
Kid - But just in case, what's this 'contraception' thing I hear about?
Liberal Patent - Shut up! That's silly Con talk. Don't even ask about it. Just say YES to commando.
Kid - Sure Mom, whatever. *goes and gets knocked up, catches AIDS, herpes, and HPV*

except for the part where Cons are actually opposed to contraception and birth control.. you might have had something funny there

 

[pornstarwannabe]

except for the part where Cons are actually opposed to contraception and birth control.. you might have had something funny there

nah, it was still funny.

 

[Liar]

Or this:


Kid - Yes, I want to wait.
Liberal Patent - No, I was a slut at your age. Do it.
Kid - But just in case, what's this 'contraception' thing I hear about?
Liberal Patent - Shut up! That's silly Con talk. Don't even ask about it. Just say YES to commando.
Kid - Sure Mom, whatever. *goes and gets knocked up, catches AIDS, herpes, and HPV*

Wait, what happened to "Make sure you take BC pills to avoid pregnancy"?

Would be nice if you at least didn't contradict yourself in your own thread.

 

[badbabysitter]

nah, it was still funny.

still the complete opposite though

 

[Sean Renaud]

Or this:


Kid - Yes, I want to wait.
Liberal Patent - No, I was a slut at your age. Do it.
Kid - But just in case, what's this 'contraception' thing I hear about?
Liberal Patent - Shut up! That's silly Con talk. Don't even ask about it. Just say YES to commando.
Kid - Sure Mom, whatever. *goes and gets knocked up, catches AIDS, herpes, and HPV*

Why don't I have you on iggy yet? I have all the really stupid people on iggy.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Wow. We all have our misunderstandings, don't we?

Sex:
Conservative Parent: Wait. You don't get to know anything about sex. I want you to feel guilty every time you do, and I don't want you to be prepared. Then when you get in a situation that you have sex, you get to have a child. At 18. Actually happened to a neighbor of mine. He's 30 and trying to dig out of his youthful mistakes.

Progressive Parent: (Me to a son) Sex is something that's special. Make sure that when you do have sex, you do it because it is special. And, when you do, remember you can get pregnant, even if you use birth control. A child closes down your options and choices and you don't ever want to be put in a position where you will be paying child support for a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling. When you have a child you want to do it because you want a child.

Breast Feeding:
Conservative Parent or Progressive Parent: They all make different choices. Depends on if the mother works outside the home or not. Of course, they, too, get to make the best choice for their family.

Breakfast:
Conservative Parent: Whatever. Pop Tarts? Sugar Puffs?

This Progressive Parent: Catsup is not a food. Eat organic at home. Take a lunch.

Interesting that the highest rate of obesity is in the "conservative" states....

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Why don't I have you on iggy yet? I have all the really stupid people on iggy.

Because deep down you like my posts. Now go get daddy a beer.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Wait, what happened to "Make sure you take BC pills to avoid pregnancy"?

Would be nice if you at least didn't contradict yourself in your own thread.

I had make a contradiction to make a funny post. It happens. The OP is still accurate.

 

[Liar]

I had make a contradiction to make a funny post. It happens. The OP is still accurate.

Now THIS was a funny post.

 

[badbabysitter]

I had make a contradiction to make a funny post. It happens. The OP is still accurate.

so you had to lie to for your thread to be true?

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Or this:


Kid - Yes, I want to wait.

LMFAO...right....sure...keep telling yourself teens don't want to fuck.

 

[mercury14]

Sex:
Conservative Parent - Wait.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/09/01-07/bristol-daddy-sarah-palin-john-mcCain-vp.jpg

 

[garbage can]

Sex:
Conservative Parent - Wait.
Liberal Parent - I had sex at your age too. Go ahead. Make sure you take BC pills to avoid pregnancy. You don't need a condom. Condom protects against STDs and AIDS, but going commando feels better.

Breast Feeding:
Conservative Parent - Stop breast feeding based on established guidelines.
Liberal Parent - Continue to breast feed through the age of 15 to acclimate the child to being on the Government teat later on in life.

Breakfast:
Conservative Parent - Prepares breakfast at home.
Liberal Parent - Sends child off to school early to "feast" on a taxpayer funded meal.The list goes on and on. Add to it if you like.

Errr, I believe that would be 3 taxpayer funded meals.

BTW, healthy evening TV snacks are being considered...

 

[mercury14]

Errr, I believe that would be 3 taxpayer funded meals.

BTW, healthy evening TV snacks are being considered...

Which poor conservative (and there are shitload of them) turns down their kids' free lunches?

 

[garbage can]

Why don't I have you on iggy yet? I have all the really stupid people on iggy.

Sean R, how many really stupid people do you have on iggy..?..