Stroke

[sweepthefloor]

Stroke my ego please. I'm jerking it off but it won't come. My wrist hurts.

 

[pointless]

nice shoes.

 

[Saint Peter]

Nobody purses lips better than you, Nurse J.

 

[sweepthefloor]

nice shoes.

Thanks! Fuck me!

 

[sweepthefloor]

Nobody purses lips better than you, Nurse J.

Thanks, my lips are purse-able.

 

[sweepthefloor]

My self esteem is hiding. I should go home.

 

[pointless]

okay.

 

[sweepthefloor]

okay.

Ok, I'll be back after I find my house and get out of my work clothes from yesterday.

 

[blunt_trauma]

i'd give you a stroke,
but i like the way both sides of your body still work.

 

[pointless]

sweet. that'll give me time to shower.

 

[sweepthefloor]

i'd give you a stroke,
but i like the way both sides of your body still work.

Neurology was good for a while! My motor strength right now is equal but weak.

 

[Bert Notorius]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i7IqN0dMk7g/STiJO7wVOXI/AAAAAAAADfo/xvFtUYTIE2E/s400/pat.jpg

 

[sweepthefloor]

sweet. that'll give me time to shower.

What is your hot water status? All I ever really wanted out of life is a bathtub that drains properly, and lots of hot water. I am not there yet.

 

[sweepthefloor]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i7IqN0dMk7g/STiJO7wVOXI/AAAAAAAADfo/xvFtUYTIE2E/s400/pat.jpg

I need that.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Honey! I am home! ahahahahahahahahaha

 

[pointless]

What is your hot water status? All I ever really wanted out of life is a bathtub that drains properly, and lots of hot water. I am not there yet.

decent. it takes awhile to show up, but once it does it hangs out for a bit. also, the bathtub has feet.

 

[sweepthefloor]

decent. it takes awhile to show up, but once it does it hangs out for a bit. also, the bathtub has feet.

Can I come over?

 

[pointless]

if you can find me.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I know how to read a map.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://files.sexyandfunny.com/photos/img_orig/img4ba86b8eeb4af.jpg

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

We are making a bronze sculpture of you, 20 feet high. The narrative is that you are the heroine of the apocalypse.

Your uniform is sexily torn in the right places. Your hair has escaped confinement. You are alluringly disheveled.

*bodice ripping dreams, to a deserving sweetheart

 

[sweepthefloor]

Healthy.

 

[sweepthefloor]

We are making a bronze sculpture of you, 20 feet high. The narrative is that you are the heroine of the apocalypse.

Your uniform is sexily torn in the right places. Your hair has escaped confinement. You are alluringly disheveled.

*bodice ripping dreams, to a deserving sweetheart

I am disheveled alright. I always wanted to be a sweetheart too.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Stroke my ego please. I'm jerking it off but it won't come. My wrist hurts.

Here is my credit card.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Here is my credit card.

Thank you, I am going to buy-a-brain.