Susan Slaughter's boyfriend

[Mike_Yates]

Susan Slaughter Utermark's boyfriend is a 5'5 Filipino man in his mid-20's named "Christopher Guanlao".

He is the drummer for a band I have never heard of before.

Here he is with Susan's family on the far left.

http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx36/bermantelevision/Susan110.jpg

Also, here is that "McBlacken" guy (whom I spoke to) who Susan flew to Hawaii from Florida to have sex with. She met him on a tattoo website.

http://i739.photobucket.com/albums/xx36/bermantelevision/Suzz.jpg

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

is her dad's name Sergeant bro?

Stew

 

[eyer]

Why do you hate white-Filipinos, Mike?

 

[Mike_Yates]

He looks like a dufus.

Even that dirty biker guy Susan had sex with in Hawaii is more masculine and better looking than this Chinaman.

 

[eyer]

He looks like a dufus.

Even that dirty biker guy Susan had sex with in Hawaii is more masculine and better looking than this Chinaman.

You say that now...

...but what if she's into FMM, grasshopper?

 

[Mike_Yates]

You say that now...

...but what if she's into FMM, grasshopper?

What is "FMM"?

 

[eyer]

Her, him, and you hiding the salami...

 

[Mike_Yates]

Her, him, and you hiding the salami...

What does that mean?........

 

[eyer]

Bakin' loveloaf together?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Bakin' loveloaf together?

?????............

 

[TheSavagePlanet]

What's his band called?

 

[Aquagal]

What is "FMM"?

What does that mean?........

?????............

Bwahahaha!!!

Even you may have a chance, Mike.

 

[Mike_Yates]

What's his band called?

The "Silversun Pickups".

I have never heard of them.

 

[TheSavagePlanet]

Holy crap, great band. Last of the dying shoegaze. I thought it was going to be some corny MySpace metal band.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Holy crap, great band. Last of the dying shoegaze. I thought it was going to be some corny MySpace metal band.

You've heard of them?

I haven't.

I wonder how Susan met their drummer, and how they became romantically involved with each other.

 

[eyer]

?????............

He, You, and a gal named Sue...

...doing the nasty, sharin' space on the Browneye Express.

 

[Mike_Yates]

He, You, and a gal named Sue...

...doing the nasty, sharin' space on the Browneye Express.

Yup :-D