The Buroughs

JohnnySavage

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I like New York (New York is the city, not the State. No one cares about the State), and have been thinking about where I would live. I'd never live in Queens; that's just gay.

People from Brooklyn have swaggar so I could live there, they have cool accent's too. I like the name "Da Bronx" but I don't really know much about it other than it's a foodie heaven..

LonGah Island - nuff said.

Manhattan has no identity. It's just another international city hub. It could be London, Dubai, or Tokyo. Not that that makes it bad.

What's the other one? Stanton Island? That's a garbage dump, isn't it?


Then there's Jersey. Sure it sucks, but someone has to live there.

I'm thinking I'd live in Da Bronx.
 
I lived in Prospect Heights, on Prospect Place between Vanderbilt & Underhill.

Also lived in Caroll Gardens for a short time.

Only place in Queens I ever went to was Astoria.

Never made it to the Bronx or the Island.

I loved Brooklyn.
 
Oh, and the worst place I lived in was on 9th between B & C.

Some douche nozzle climbed up the AC units on the side and broke into my friends apartment while I was living there. Scared the fuck out of me.
 
For us non-Americans, are buroughs like suburbs?
Like here, Launceston (the whole city) comprises City, Kings Meadows, Invermey, Prospect, Riverside, etc.
 
Hey Johnny, would you take me to the Odessa Diner?

I miss that place something fierce.
 
About 20 years ago I had a mentor of sort. He was from Brooklyn and came from central casting; very sterotypical jewish guy. He was a lawyer I shared office space with in DC, and he absolutely hated the bike messengers. One morning he came in all dishevled (he was a very tight dresser - cuff links and everything) and I ask what happened. Apparently he engaged in non-verbal communication with a bike messenger at an intersection, the bike messenger questioned his parentage, and it was on like donkey kong. My buddy and the bike messenger had a fist fight in the middle of rush hour in the intersection of 17th and K street.

He was 75 at the time and I think he won.
 
Lower East Side. I know you're a DC'er, aka a doucher.

Well if you knew I was a DC'er what the hell ya asking me about the lower east side for? Our lower east side we call South East and you don't wanna go there.
 
Well if you knew I was a DC'er what the hell ya asking me about the lower east side for? Our lower east side we call South East and you don't wanna go there.

Because you're going to move to NYC and have me as a flat mate.

Duh.

Think about all the womens we'd get.
 
Brooklyn has been mainly overrun with red bearded , noodle armed, tatooed douches.

The Bronx is a bold choice, outside the box, but Queens is the classic. Most diverse county in the US, most types of ethnic cuisine, etc.
 
Brooklyn has been mainly overrun with red bearded , noodle armed, tatooed douches.

The Bronx is a bold choice, outside the box, but Queens is the classic. Most diverse county in the US, most types of ethnic cuisine, etc.

It would be nice if the Bronx and Queens could switch names. I wonder how we could make that happen.
 
Can I have the hot one?

Heh, reminded me of my flatmate a few years ago...
He came back from the casino at about 2am, and had three girls with him.
He got them all drinks, then came into my room to wake me up and ask me which one he should fuck (valued my opinion).
I had to get up and screen the girls for him - he was pretty insistant! - and decide who was going to be honoured by J-cock that night.
Funny stuff.
I actually miss sharing house with J.
 
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