Everything is spying on you

[Mike_Yates]

Washers, dyers, smartphones, tablet computers, laptop and desktop computers, all fitted with two-way audio and video spying devices.

http://www.infowars.com/everything-is-spying-on-you/

 

[o_so_wet]

Washers, dyers, smartphones, tablet computers, laptop and desktop computers, all fitted with two-way audio and video spying devices.

http://www.infowars.com/everything-is-spying-on-you/

Fuck 'em

 

[bra_man69]

OK and then.......

 

[Wobnoid]

Hi Mike. Just stopping in for a beer. Great thread, man. How do you do it? Hi Pet.

 

[Aquagal]

I hate when my washer spies on me. Especially when its on that super spin cycle.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

the gubment can't get out of it's own way.

 

[Everest]

Washers, dyers, smartphones, tablet computers, laptop and desktop computers, all fitted with two-way audio and video spying devices.

http://www.infowars.com/everything-is-spying-on-you/

I have suspicions about my bagel. Don't even mention the toaster.

 

[thør]

I hate when my washer spies on me. Especially when its on that super spin cycle.

It's not the washer.

It's those sneakers you put in the tub.

 

[bra_man69]

What about hot water heater are the garden hose are wind chimes

 

[o_so_wet]

I caught my dog talking to the fridge....you think they've got the animals in on it ???

 

[warrior queen]

My washing machine has a brain, so I can well believe it is sending info about me to the powers-that-be.
It actually tests the load for soil level, detergent level and water hardness before it decides how long it needs to wash for and how many rinse cycles it needs to do

 

[Aquagal]

It's not the washer.

It's those sneakers you put in the tub.

Oh ya, that off balance load. Mmmhmmm.

 

[cum2ut]

I say, if they're gonna watch, they deserve what they see.....its not always pretty.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

no more bootleg jeans for me bro!

Stew

 

[Wife of Bath]

I caught my dog talking to the fridge....you think they've got the animals in on it ???

so much mirth.

 

[Mike_Yates]

The US military is using thousands of UAV spy drones domestically for surveillance purposes.

 

[ryan8558]

They're going to get awfully tired of seeing me go to the grocery, Lowe's, the library, Starbucks, Mickey D's, etc.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Good, something has got to stop me from fucking my pillow.

 

[butters]

your threads make me tired

my pc can see my tired face, mike. what should i do?

 

[girlsmiley]

Hide!

 

[butters]

Hide!

it saw you say that!

and where can i hide so nothing can see me?
not like i can get under my bed, wayyyy to much junk under there

 

[IsabellaKing]

Got a new car today. We were sitting in it pressing buttons and stuff and the dash board suddenly started ringing, and a woman said: 'Hello, how can I help you?'

Apparently, it's something to do with the satnav but it spooked me out.

 

[butters]

Got a new car today. We were sitting in it pressing buttons and stuff and the dash board suddenly started ringing, and a woman said: 'Hello, how can I help you?'

Apparently, it's something to do with the satnav but it spooked me out.

you've been reading too much mike yates, isi - he's getting to you

did you tell her to do your housework so you could play with your new car?

 

[IsabellaKing]

you've been reading too much mike yates, isi - he's getting to you

did you tell her to do your housework so you could play with your new car?

I said: 'sorry, didn't mean to ring anyone. It's a new car.'

Her reply said she'd heard that a hundred times before.

 

[girlsmiley]

it saw you say that!

and where can i hide so nothing can see me?
not like i can get under my bed, wayyyy to much junk under there

Silly. Now it knows you have junk!