363,000,000 Mega Million drawing.

[Very_Bad_Man]

I am not in the US. Could somebody please buy me a ticket and call me if I win?

Thanks in advance.

 

[JuanVato]

I am going to win...

...then bribe eveyone to vote for my stories.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I am not in the US. Could somebody please buy me a ticket and call me if I win?

Thanks in advance.

I'll buy you some. Paypal me a few hundred and I'll take care of it.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Everyone in my office just put in 10 for a office pool. Honestly, do not want to play this shit, but it would be my luck the fuckers would win......

So, I am playing not to win, but so those fuckers don't.

Paypal me a c note and i will buy you tickets

 

[Disgustipated]

The lotto is a tax imposed on the stupid and those bad at math.

 

[neci]

i don't ever play, but i always have dreams of winning.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The lotto is a tax imposed on the stupid and those bad at math.

I play 4 times a week. It's cheap entertainment as far as I'm concerned.

I also go to the track on occasion. Fast women and slow horses... I'll never be able to retire.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Everyone in my office just put in 10 for a office pool. Honestly, do not want to play this shit, but it would be my luck the fuckers would win......

So, I am playing not to win, but so those fuckers don't.

Paypal me a c note and i will buy you tickets

Best story ever.

The office staff of a company each would kick in 5 bucks once a week to play. One day a guy forgot his wallet and the guy who buys the tickets said he would cover it as long as he pays him tomorrow. Next day the guy approached the dude asking for the 5 bucks which he gave him. He can thank his lucky stars he did not stiff the guy because each player received 10 million bucks.

If you want to read sad shit read the stories.

More Sad Stories Of Lottery Winners Ending Up Broke, Depressed And Lonely
Home » Money
Submitted by Wesley on April 26, 2007 - 7:32am.
This is a continuation of our story on the unhappiness of lottery winners "Does Money Make You Happy? Not according to man who won $315m...".

Below are examples of unhappy lottery winners compiled by the web site SuddenMoney.com

Evelyn Adams, who won the New Jersey lottery not just once but twice (1985, 1986) to the tune of $5.4 million. Today the money is all gone and Adams lives in a trailer.

"Everybody wanted my money. Everybody had their hand out. I never learned one simple word in the English language -- 'No.' I wish I had the chance to do it all over again. I'd be much smarter about it now," says Adams who also lost money at the slot machines in Atlantic City.
William "Bud" Post won $16.2 million in the Pennsylvania lottery in 1988 but now lives on his Social Security ($450 a month) and food stamps.

"I wish it never happened. It was totally a nightmare."
Suzanne Mullins won $4.2 million in the Virginia lottery in 1993. Now she's deeply in debt to a company that lent her money using the winnings as collateral.

"My understanding is she has no assets," says lawyer who sued her.
Ken Proxmire was a machinist when he won $1 million in the Michigan lottery. He moved to California, went into the car business with his brothers and within five years, Ken had filed for bankruptcy.

"Dad's now back to work as a machinist," says his son.
Willie Hurt of Lansing, Mich., won $3.1 million in 1989. Two years later he was broke and charged with murder. His lawyer says Hurt spent his fortune on a divorce and crack cocaine.

Charles Riddle of Belleville, Mich., won $1 million in 1975. Afterward, he got divorced, faced several lawsuits and was indicted for selling cocaine.

Missourian Janite Lee won $18 million in 1993. But according to published reports, eight years after winning, Lee had filed for bankruptcy with only $700 left in two bank accounts and no cash on hand.

One Southeastern family won $4.2 million in the early '90s. They bought a huge house and succumbed to repeated family requests for help in paying off debts.

The house, cars and relatives ate the whole pot. Eleven years later, the couple is divorcing, the house is sold, and they have to split what is left of the lottery proceeds.

"It was not the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow," says their financial advisor.
Follow this link to SuddenWealth.com which has additional information on these cases and what they might have done to avoid the problems that they experienced with their "sudden wealth". Also make sure to read part 1 of this post which covers the tenuous link between money and happiness.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

i bought 5 tickets

 

[koalabear]

No winner........new amount: $476,000,000
I may put a buck in it now.