Fashion Faux Pas

[Wings]

I am always curious as to how some of the common ones keep happening, especially in a business setting.

Today's meeting featured a software salesman trying to convince a panel of people to spend copious amounts of money on upgrading. I, personally, could have cared less if he had on a button down shirt and tie, I'm wearing a Wonder Woman tshirt, but I have to draw the line at the Birkenstocks and socks. Especially since he abnormally small feet.

I have to wonder why no one is mentioning to this guy that the footwear has to go.

 

[chillywilly2]

You mean...gasp...sandals?

 

[Wings]

Sandals and socks. Just say no.

 

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[Honey123]

Men wear Birkenstocks?

 

[Wings]

Looks like you've picked up an admirer.

Maybe he just needs fashion advice.

 

[Wings]

Men wear Birkenstocks?

Men who would like me to spend 10 mil on his software apparently do.

I get distracted way too easily, the really small feet combined with the footwear was harsh.

 

[Farrah]

I go to Kiss for all my fashion advice, but even I know that socks and Birks are a no-no.

Having said that, I totally want a pair of those socks that are designed to be worn with flipflops.

 

[chillywilly2]

We are having an influx of east indian types around these parts lately.

Yesterday a couple of the old women walking down the streetin the typical robes...and......sandals with grey wool work socks...seems its a bit colder here than what they are used to...I laughed my ass off

 

[Wings]

I go to Kiss for all my fashion advice, but even I know that socks and Birks are a no-no.

Having said that, I totally want a pair of those socks that are designed to be worn with flipflops.

Oh no, please don't, I beg of you, just don't!!!

 

[Farrah]

Oh no, please don't, I beg of you, just don't!!!

What if I just wear them around the house?

In other news, I spent two hours outside yesterday, completely barefoot. The grass felt sooooo good underfoot. I spring.

 

[Wings]

We are having an influx of east indian types around these parts lately.

Yesterday a couple of the old women walking down the streetin the typical robes...and......sandals with grey wool work socks...seems its a bit colder here than what they are used to...I laughed my ass off

Actually in that case I believe they are probably following their guidelines. That makes more sense.

 

[chillywilly2]

What if I just wear them around the house?

In other news, I spent two hours outside yesterday, completely barefoot. The grass felt sooooo good underfoot. I spring.

Too much dog shit in my yard in the spring to be going barefoot

 

[islandman]

I'm currently wearing my vibram five fingers.

It says that I value comfort over style.

But I'm not meeting with any clients today.

 

[chillywilly2]

Actually in that case I believe they are probably following their guidelines. That makes more sense.

Thats just it...they think its fine

 

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[Farrah]

Too much dog shit in my yard in the spring to be going barefoot

I have to avoid raccoon, opossum, groundhog, deer and bear poop. It's totally worth all the zigzagging, though.

I'm currently wearing my vibram five fingers.

It says that I value comfort over style.

But I'm not meeting with any clients today.

I want a pair of those sooooo badly. Are you happy with yours?

 

[Honey123]

You are the most interesting man in the world..

 

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[Honey123]

okay.. I have to say this.. but I always thought lesbians wore Birkenstocks.

Maybe that guy, was really a girl....small, abnormally small, feet??????


Did he/she have cute features?

 

[Honey123]

Si.

stay thirsty my friend...

 

[Farrah]

okay.. I have to say this.. but I always thought lesbians wore Birkenstocks.

Maybe that guy, was really a girl....small, abnormally small, feet??????


Did he/she have cute features?

Also, hippies.

 

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[Honey123]

Kiss PM me and said she had a hard chest and a six inch clit.



Crazy world.

Sorry about the PM divulge.

and always thought Kiss' clit was longer than that.

 

[Wings]

Pretty sure this is the most my clit has been discussed in the history of Lit.

I need a certificate of achievement now.