who here is crap in bed?

[blunt_trauma]

i am. i just lay there.
and my blowjobs suck in a bad way.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Sound like you don't want to be sucking that cock.

 

[Bert Notorius]

two words that should never be in the same sentence.

 

[Peregrinator]

two words that should never be in the same sentence.

That would be a far more interesting thread.

 

[MNGuy]

I'm terrible. I hate having to do all the work. I hate how frakking long I have to eat pussy before she shivers and moans. I have having to pump away for 45 seconds before I spit. I hate not being able to bring pizza and beer with.

 

[blunt_trauma]

pizza resting on the small of her back
for between thrust snacks

 

[MNGuy]

pizza resting on the small of her back
for between thrust snacks

Beer in the butt crack?

 

[blunt_trauma]

don't be silly!
one hand for the ball cup, the other for the beer mug.

 

[neci]

beer down the crack!
beer down the crack!
beer down the crack!

 

[blunt_trauma]

beer flavoured arse
for his rimming pleasure

 

[neci]

i'd kiss that.

 

[thør]

brown sheets?

 

[neci]

some things just need to be cleaned.

 

[blunt_trauma]

brown sheets?

my sheet is brown.
but i bought it that way.
planning ahead!

 

[thør]

my sheet is brown.
but i bought it that way.
planning ahead!

Ditto.

Brown sheets at the cabin.......

 

[blunt_trauma]

euphemism?

 

[thør]

euphemism?

Nope, Preplanned......

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

There...I voted.

Good. Not great.

'cept for oral. Fan-fucking-tastic at oral.

plus who doesn't wanna drug dolf and fuck her unconscious body?

 

[blunt_trauma]

boring people

 

[CHNOPS]

my sheet is brown.
but i bought it that way.
planning ahead!

I have never understood the need for the word "ahead" in this phrase.

Anyhoo.

 

[blunt_trauma]

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