Anthem for the Transgendered (F to M)

[pornstarwannabe]

I hope this becomes a hit song for all the transgender F to M people out there. I wrote this for them. Let me know if it has a chance of becoming a big hit. Anyone want to join my band and put this to music? Also needs a chorus. C'mon, it's for the Transgendered.

You can suck on my fake dicky
'Cause my name used to be Vicky
Like Chaz Bono I was born a little girl

I used to crave the puss and tits
I really hated twig and bits
And the thought of turning lez would make me hurl

<insert chorus here>

So I found myself a chop doc
Who said I could have a fake cock
And Synthetic balls hanging between my legs

If I went through with the chop chop
I would be a happy post-op
Body could no longer make those nasty eggs

<insert chorus here>

I'am a person just like you
Not a freakshow in a zoo
In your face so now you have to deal with it

So here I am, I'am loud and proud
Not cloaked in a facade-like shroud
Standing tall but damn I sure do miss my clit



Looks like the real thing?!?!
http://www.locateadoc.com/pictures/phalloplasty-penile-enlargement-41282after2.jpg

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I hope this becomes a hit song for all the transgender F to M people out there. I wrote this for them. Let me know if it has a chance of becoming a big hit. Anyone want to join my band and put this to music? Also needs a chorus. C'mon, it's for the Transgendered.

You can suck on my fake dicky
'Cause my name used to be Vicky
Like Chaz Bono I was born a little girl

I used to crave the puss and tits
I really hated twig and bits
And the thought of turning lez would make me hurl

<insert chorus here>

So I found myself a chop doc
Who said I could have a fake cock
And Synthetic balls hanging between my legs

If I went through with the chop chop
I would be a happy post-op
Body could no longer make those nasty eggs

<insert chorus here>

I'am a person just like you
Not a freakshow in a zoo
In your face so now you have to deal with it

So here I am, I'am loud and proud
Not cloaked in a facade-like shroud
Standing tall but damn I sure do miss my clit



Looks like the real thing?!?!
http://www.locateadoc.com/pictures/phalloplasty-penile-enlargement-41282after2.jpg

what a way to come out bro!

Stew

 

[pornstarwannabe]

what a way to come out bro!

Stew

Nah, but you think I can make this a top 40 hit?

 

[pornstarwannabe]

I guess this Anthem is lost on the whole lot of you on GB. Pity. It was quite creative. I'd like to see any one of you do better.

 

[mercury14]

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/this%20post%20sucks/grand/you_deserve_a_seizure_gif.gif

 

[pornstarwannabe]

[snipped]

Figured as much. You are not creative.