The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[HottieMama]

I'm in a generally frustrated and annoyed mood. I am trying my hardest to not take it out on other people right now...

 

[the captians wench]

We have one of the toughest driving tests in the world (I've heard only South Africa is harder). In her ten years married to him, my boyf's wife never managed to pass our test.

Considering I failed mine 3 times and got a ticket for driving with out a licence (wasn't arrested and the officer let me drive off even. I think he felt sorry for me) because I was scared to take it and fail again, that doesn't sound very promising.

The cop felt so bad for me that he gave me tips on how to pass the part that I kept failing. He spent a good 10 minutes on that and getting me to stop crying. If you fail 4 times, you have to wait 6 months before you can try again, and this was when my ex husband and I were splitting, my mom and I weren't getting along as I was living with her, and I wasn't sure what would happen in 6 months. All of this of course came spilling out of my mouth to the poor cop standing outside my window.

 

[the captians wench]

okay bitch, the reason you didn't get any calls about i-9 mistakes while I was out sick is that you didn't do any while I was out sick.

And you were out sick yesterday, so no, i didn't get to check email because you moved my shift and I had to go to a meeting at 2 and there were 4 call offs so we were short handed.

And before you pull that 'I'm disappointed' crap on me you had better check to see if I still give a fuck because I don't. You people seem to think that you can keep pushing me around and I'm just going to be here for ever. That 2% raise was a fucking joke, and I'm not dissapointed this time, I'm pissed. So my energy is going into getting the fuck out.

Can't wait to tell you I enrolled in school and my availiblity is going to be limited.

 

[Keroin]

My afternoon...sung to the tune of Prince's "Purple Rain"...


I never meant to move into a swimming pool,
I never meant to spend spring going insane,
I only wanted to live where there’s free health care,
I only want to live somewhere without this fucking rain!

Fucking rain, fucking rain,
Fucking rain, fucking rain,
Fucking rain, fucking rain,
I only want to live somewhere without this fucking rain.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I wonder how long it will take CM to see this and tell all those ladies who have asked about finding the right bra, "See? I told you so!"

So that's why your bras never fit!

Pinched flesh, unsightly bulges and backache — the wrong bra can be misery. But according to a new report, eight out of ten of us are wearing badly-fitting bras because the traditional method of measuring bust size is outdated and just doesn’t work.

According to academics at the University of Portsmouth, using a tape measure to find your bra size is a waste of time because women’s bodies have changed dramatically since the system was invented in the 1930s.​

There is, of course, much much more in the Daily Mail article linked in the headline above.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I wonder how long it will take CM to see this and tell all those ladies who have asked about finding the right bra, "See? I told you so!"

So that's why your bras never fit!

Pinched flesh, unsightly bulges and backache — the wrong bra can be misery. But according to a new report, eight out of ten of us are wearing badly-fitting bras because the traditional method of measuring bust size is outdated and just doesn’t work.

According to academics at the University of Portsmouth, using a tape measure to find your bra size is a waste of time because women’s bodies have changed dramatically since the system was invented in the 1930s.​

There is, of course, much much more in the Daily Mail article linked in the headline above.

I think bra fittings are a waste of time anyhow. I was talked into having one yesterday (yes I was dragged out by my friends to do this odd thing called shopping).

3 different fittings and 3 totally different sizes. 12F, 14D and 14G. Each shop sold the same brand of bras and I duitfully tried on the stated sizes and horror of horrors none of them fit. I tried on my usual size of 12E in numerous styles and they fit perfectly. Needless to say I won't be bothering with a fitting again in the future.

 

[the captians wench]

Packing attempt 1:

epic fail

 

[the captians wench]

I think bra fittings are a waste of time anyhow. I was talked into having one yesterday (yes I was dragged out by my friends to do this odd thing called shopping).

3 different fittings and 3 totally different sizes. 12F, 14D and 14G. Each shop sold the same brand of bras and I duitfully tried on the stated sizes and horror of horrors none of them fit. I tried on my usual size of 12E in numerous styles and they fit perfectly. Needless to say I won't be bothering with a fitting again in the future.

I did a fitting when I decided to upgrade from my $8 bras and spend some money on slightly higher quality.

The lady said I was a 42d. Terrible fit. My favorite bra there I wear a 38ddd and look and feel fabulous. But in some styles the ddd cup is too small. They sell bigger, but don't keep them in the store, so since I'm not able to try them on, I won't buy them. I learned to always try them on though, even if it's the same style but in a different fabric. I just don't trust sizing.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Packing attempt 1:

epic fail

I never bother packing shampoo, toothpaste and all that stuff, i just buy it when I get there and throw it out before coming home. Saves a fair bit of space in my bag.

I also pack then remove at least 3 tops and one pair of jeans because I got sick of packing things and never getting around to wearing them also they have washing machines so just take advantage of those and not having my favourite top is not going to ruin my holiday.

I travel a fair bit for work and I can make a week away with carry on only these days. So much easier than dragging heavy bags through airports.

I did a fitting when I decided to upgrade from my $8 bras and spend some money on slightly higher quality.

The lady said I was a 42d. Terrible fit. My favorite bra there I wear a 38ddd and look and feel fabulous. But in some styles the ddd cup is too small. They sell bigger, but don't keep them in the store, so since I'm not able to try them on, I won't buy them. I learned to always try them on though, even if it's the same style but in a different fabric. I just don't trust sizing.

Are they able to order them into the store so you can try them on? I hate the too small quadruple breast look.

 

[BiBunny]

I've finally figured out my cup size, but I can never get the band size right. Also, since I took Gracie's suggestion of finding underwire-less bras, I've had a lot better luck. There has never been a bra with underwire in it that didn't jab me in my underarms painfully.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I've finally figured out my cup size, but I can never get the band size right. Also, since I took Gracie's suggestion of finding underwire-less bras, I've had a lot better luck. There has never been a bra with underwire in it that didn't jab me in my underarms painfully.

I agree, underwires are horrible, i wonder if they were designed by a sadist? If mine are not jabbing me they are trying to escape from my bra.

 

[intothewoods]

I think it depends on the store and the person doing the fitting. I had a fitting at Nordstrom and it was just all right. I went to a store local to me based on a few recommendations and the bras I bought there fit me fabulously and were so well constructed.

 

[graceanne]

Waiting in ER. I suddenly had massive pain in my abdomen. I'm abt to get a cat scan. Blood shows slightly elevated white count. Please pray.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Waiting in ER. I suddenly had massive pain in my abdomen. I'm abt to get a cat scan. Blood shows slightly elevated white count. Please pray.

Good luck graceanne. I hope that everything is all OK for you *hugs*

 

[ravi64]

Waiting in ER. I suddenly had massive pain in my abdomen. I'm abt to get a cat scan. Blood shows slightly elevated white count. Please pray.

Get well soon baby doll

 

[gypsy*seer]

Waiting in ER. I suddenly had massive pain in my abdomen. I'm abt to get a cat scan. Blood shows slightly elevated white count. Please pray.

Thoughts & prayers coming your way, kiddo.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Waiting in ER. I suddenly had massive pain in my abdomen. I'm abt to get a cat scan. Blood shows slightly elevated white count. Please pray.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Waiting in ER. I suddenly had massive pain in my abdomen. I'm abt to get a cat scan. Blood shows slightly elevated white count. Please pray.

I hope you're alright!! Maybe it's just your appendix they hardly need to open you up for that any more!


I keep considering going to get some REAL goddamned bras (instead of my cheap ass target ones ), as well as some underwear for the boy's enjoyment...but lingerie stores make my skin crawl. My inner tomboy is nauseated by all the lace and frills!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I wonder how long it will take CM to see this and tell all those ladies who have asked about finding the right bra, "See? I told you so!"

Three...two...one...

 

[graceanne]

Up, waiting for pain meds to kick in. There is nothing wrong with my apendix, liver, kidneys, or gall bladder. So it's one of two things, a crohns flare up or something ELSE wrong with my uterus. They shot me full of pain meds, and sent me home: I gotta make an appointment with my GI and my OBYN in the morning. In the meantime I fucking hurt. ON vicodin my pain levels are between 5 and 8 (out of ten).

 

[ecstaticsub]

Up, waiting for pain meds to kick in. There is nothing wrong with my apendix, liver, kidneys, or gall bladder. So it's one of two things, a crohns flare up or something ELSE wrong with my uterus. They shot me full of pain meds, and sent me home: I gotta make an appointment with my GI and my OBYN in the morning. In the meantime I fucking hurt. ON vicodin my pain levels are between 5 and 8 (out of ten).

Big hugs...GI pain hurts like hell. I have been in the ER twice in the last couple months due to the misbehaving of my large intestine. I'm still waiting for my GI appt.

I feel your pain...I hope you find answers very soon.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Up, waiting for pain meds to kick in. There is nothing wrong with my apendix, liver, kidneys, or gall bladder. So it's one of two things, a crohns flare up or something ELSE wrong with my uterus. They shot me full of pain meds, and sent me home: I gotta make an appointment with my GI and my OBYN in the morning. In the meantime I fucking hurt. ON vicodin my pain levels are between 5 and 8 (out of ten).

I'm so sorry I had a similar problem a few months ago and it was just HELLISH. We still don't know what the deal was. I hope you get it figured out!! And I hope they give you something better than the vicodin since plainly that's not working for you!!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Up, waiting for pain meds to kick in. There is nothing wrong with my apendix, liver, kidneys, or gall bladder. So it's one of two things, a crohns flare up or something ELSE wrong with my uterus. They shot me full of pain meds, and sent me home: I gotta make an appointment with my GI and my OBYN in the morning. In the meantime I fucking hurt. ON vicodin my pain levels are between 5 and 8 (out of ten).

I'm sorry to hear this, Gracie. :: gentle hugs :: There's not much you can do to enhance the effects of vicodin (hydrocodone/acetaminophen), but taking it on an empty stomach will make it act a little more quickly. One thing I *have* noticed with my chronic severe back pain (which requires up to 40mg of hydrocodone a day and sometimes more) is that the "migraine" formulations of aspirin, acetaminophen (or sometimes ibuprofen) and caffeine seem to sort of "spread out" the hydro's pain relief effects, i.e., make it last longer and also make it apply better to other pain I might have (headache, aching hip/knee, etc.).

I hope they figure out the issue and correct it quickly!

 

[IrisAlthea]

Up, waiting for pain meds to kick in. There is nothing wrong with my apendix, liver, kidneys, or gall bladder. So it's one of two things, a crohns flare up or something ELSE wrong with my uterus. They shot me full of pain meds, and sent me home: I gotta make an appointment with my GI and my OBYN in the morning. In the meantime I fucking hurt. ON vicodin my pain levels are between 5 and 8 (out of ten).

Get well wishes and good thoughts coming your way!

 

[Keroin]

Packing attempt 1:

epic fail

First law of vacation packing: Put out everything you plan to take and all the money you plan to spend. Then get rid of half the clothes and take twice the money.