How big can my post be?

[bg23]

the fact that you thought cottontail was being unkind to you just speaks to how well you know the board.

convoluted goodbye post is convoluted, do you imagine anyone is actually going to bother reading that drivel? so many words to say nothing at all.

enjoy wherever it is you fuck off to, you silly wanker.

 

[JohnnySavage]

How could I have made such a mistake? To come amongst the denizens of this internet kingdom of Sodom with civil and mannered tongue which shone with such simple human warmth, that it burned the flesh of their tortured bodies? I should have known so few literate inhabitants were here who could understand a simple inquiry, much less the constitutions that define the walls of the enclave within which they slither and strike with venom upon their keyboards. So long have they looked with dead eyes upon their dreary, loveless worlds, they cannot fathom the interests of a living and vibrant being outside their cesspool existence. They barked and gnashed at invisible shadows yet gained no spoils by their cadaverous attack.

I have learned much from the decay of this depraved culture they proclaim their sovereign right to uphold with so much malice, yet at no cost to my pocket or sensibility. I depart this dungeon with nary a whisper of regret, heedless of the snapping of teeth I leave behind, and shake the dust off my feet.

Can someone dumb this down for me?

 

[bg23]

Can someone dumb this down for me?

"EVERYONE IS TOO MEAN TO ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

im taking my (lack of) balls and leaving!"

 

[JohnnySavage]

"EVERYONE IS TOO MEAN TO ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

im taking my (lack of) balls and leaving!"

I would rather not have any slithering or gnashing on the keyboards of my internet kingdom.

 

[mediocre]

Can someone dumb this down for me?

Repent thy evil ways and be kind to the noob.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I want to read the story. Send it to me.

 

[gravyrug]

The title of this thread alone is chum in the water. I'm really shocked at how nice everyone's been.

All the OP really needed was some HUGE SEA GREEN.

 

[glynndah]

Way too big. No one will read it on a discussion forum

Submit it as a story. Go to the Lit home page and follow the submissions link.

Bronze is a very wise man. You should listen to him and heed his advice.

 

[Honey123]

too big....do as Bronze said, submit it as a story.

or, go to Sexual Role Playing, and post it there.

 

[ksmybuttons]

The title of this thread alone is chum in the water. I'm really shocked at how nice everyone's been.

All the OP really needed was some HUGE SEA GREEN.

That was a fun one. And she was a moderator.

 

[MNGuy]

How could I have made such a mistake? To come amongst the denizens of this internet kingdom of Sodom with civil and mannered tongue which shone with such simple human warmth, that it burned the flesh of their tortured bodies? I should have known so few literate inhabitants were here who could understand a simple inquiry, much less the constitutions that define the walls of the enclave within which they slither and strike with venom upon their keyboards. So long have they looked with dead eyes upon their dreary, loveless worlds, they cannot fathom the interests of a living and vibrant being outside their cesspool existence. They barked and gnashed at invisible shadows yet gained no spoils by their cadaverous attack.

I have learned much from the decay of this depraved culture they proclaim their sovereign right to uphold with so much malice, yet at no cost to my pocket or sensibility. I depart this dungeon with nary a whisper of regret, heedless of the snapping of teeth I leave behind, and shake the dust off my feet.

Can someone dumb this down for me?

Yeah, I'm not reading that shit with big words, complex sentences, on a Sunday morning after a few too many barley pops.

Plus, like others said, no one reads long posts on the GB, if it longer than two or three sentences, and doesn't have porn, forget about it.






Okay, I read it, dumbed down it says, 'Fuck you, you illiterate ingrates. I'm going to take my ball on leave.'

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

too big....do as Bronze said, submit it as a story.

or, go to Sexual Role Playing, and post it there.

i doubt he has a story. most likely our weekly alt fucking with us.

 

[Honey123]

i doubt he has a story. most likely our weekly alt fucking with us.

It's bad when you get fucked and don't even notice!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Remember that guy from England who talked funny like this poster? I mean funnier than most English. He called everyone a bell-end... which I never understood, but I'm a bell-end.

This same 'persona' seems to swing by every few months.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

It's bad when you get fucked and don't even notice!

that only happens when fucked by johnnysavage. i'm told the girls never feel a thing.

 

[JohnnySavage]

that only happens when fucked by johnnysavage. i'm told the girls never feel a thing.

As long as I got mine...

 

[Honey123]

'coz he gets them drunk with TJ Swan...

 

[JohnnySavage]

'coz he gets them drunk with TJ Swan...

*got


It's been a while lol

 

[Image]

Woody? That cannot possibly be your real name. If you can't be trusted to sign your real name, how can you be trusted to tell us the real story?

 

[_stryder_]

appropriate forum

after giving this much thought I recommend the following forum as being most appropriate click here

 

[AirRichard101]

It can be as big as your penis. Four inches of text maybe? Five tops? (kidding!)

You've already committed a grave faux pas by posting here. You want the Author's Hangout, dorkwad.

Four / five inches? I guess you couldn't get a rise out of Woody, huh? Well, Claudia (it's Claudia, right?), I think you must be a dyke. Only dykes use words like dorkwad.

... I would strongly suggest posting it deep up your worthless dumb ass you pile of steaming hyena shit. Don't fucking come in here and tells us your stupid fucking bullshit stories. We don't care. Fucking die.

Is that it? Is that the best you can do? Try doubling insulting adjectives and get back to me; I'll let you know. BTW, you should use commas between adjectives, but then, you're not a writer, are you?

He came in, asked a question and then got pissy bold. Doesn't bod [sic] well for him and his future... .

And I'm bored with blow job stories.

What's with the asexual users here? Didn't your mommies tell you whether you were a boy or girl? I'm not surprised you're bored. You've either never had one or aren't very good at giving them (maybe both).

Talk about is the optimum word guy. Nobody wants to read some long ass most likely boring story. The GB is a short and sweet quip forum.

You asked us and we are telling you that most will immediately place you on ignore and they are referring you to the appropriate forum so stop being a whiny shit and listen.

He will when you stop being a whiny runt and read with comprehension. I was only an average student but I figured out he said he would post it on another forum. He didn't post it yet so just what have you been reading in this thread, your own scat smears?

I detect a common defect among the flamers. Did you all come here on the short bus? Nobody reads above second grade level? Is that why you prefer two paragraphs or less? The mods should change the help text, because no one here on the Genuinely Brainless forum can handle a simple question.

Can someone dumb this down for me?

It was dumbed down to begin with and you couldn’t figure it out. I guess he should have used pictures.

As long as I got mine...

Inflatables don’t count…

Woody? That cannot possibly be your real name. If you can't be trusted to sign your real name, how can you be trusted to tell us the real story?

Oh, Woody is his real nickname because he is, so often … woody. Is that your real image, Image? Or are you hiding a cock between those chubby thighs? I wouldn’t trust him to tell you anything unless he wears a full-body prophylactic.

If you panther-piss addicts want to say something more to Woody or me, better bring you’re A-game next time.

Sandra

 

[eyer]

Four / five inches? I guess you couldn't get a rise out of Woody, huh? Well, Claudia (it's Claudia, right?), I think you must be a dyke. Only dykes use words like dorkwad.



Is that it? Is that the best you can do? Try doubling insulting adjectives and get back to me; I'll let you know. BTW, you should use commas between adjectives, but then, you're not a writer, are you?



What's with the asexual users here? Didn't your mommies tell you whether you were a boy or girl? I'm not surprised you're bored. You've either never had one or aren't very good at giving them (maybe both).



He will when you stop being a whiny runt and read with comprehension. I was only an average student but I figured out he said he would post it on another forum. He didn't post it yet so just what have you been reading in this thread, your own scat smears?

I detect a common defect among the flamers. Did you all come here on the short bus? Nobody reads above second grade level? Is that why you prefer two paragraphs or less? The mods should change the help text, because no one here on the Genuinely Brainless forum can handle a simple question.



It was dumbed down to begin with and you couldn’t figure it out. I guess he should have used pictures.



Inflatables don’t count…



Oh, Woody is his real nickname because he is, so often … woody. Is that your real image, Image? Or are you hiding a cock between those chubby thighs? I wouldn’t trust him to tell you anything unless he wears a full-body prophylactic.

If you panther-piss addicts want to say something more to Woody or me, better bring you’re A-game next time.

Sandra

Very nice to see someone intelligent finally arrive here and set all these bozos straight...

...good job, AirRichard101!

BTW:

Next time, after pulling the usual Playgrounder deal...

...could you put the lid down?

Thanx...

 

[bg23]

ahaha!

i can see who wears the pants (and has the balls) in that relationship, "sandra."

doesn't it embarrass you that your little boy needs mommy to fight his battles for him?

 

[Morcheeba]

Thanks for your kind words.

THIS FORUM suggests: "Want to talk about something not covered anywhere else? Try this board!"

The AUTHOR forum is for published authors. I'm not one. I would put my post under the SEXUALITY forum, should I take the plunge.

There are similar topics that are ongoing, "As the Hospital Pervs" is one, in THIS forum. Mine would not be ongoing; I want to put up the whole chronicle.

Does anybody want to be more helpful, or at least kinder?

The author of 'As the Hospital Pervs' has a book in the making. That's how good she is.

But nobody should stop you from keeping up your own thread with your entire chronicles.

 

[MNGuy]

Ah man, I didn't get insulted. I feel left out.