Anybody wanna fool around?

[Bert Notorius]

I have a stick of butter and a bottle of Patrón.

 

[glynndah]

I have a stick of butter and a bottle of Patrón.

Wow! That's tempting.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Wow! That's tempting.

1/2 a stick of butter. I couldn't wait.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I have a stick of butter and a bottle of Patrón.

I have hot crumpets and clean glasses.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I have hot crumpets and clean glasses.

Let's butter up them crumpets.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Let's butter up them crumpets.

Your plate or mine?

 

[glynndah]

1/2 a stick of butter. I couldn't wait.

Hm. Not quite as tempting. How much is left in the bottle of Patrón?

 

[pink]

Patron makes me do naughty things.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Your plate or mine?

Why dirty a plate?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Hm. Not quite as tempting. How much is left in the bottle of Patrón?

Full to the bursting. I have to handle the neck gingerly or else we'll be doing ceiling shots.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Why dirty a plate?

I planned to lick them clean and anything else that needed it.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Patron makes me do naughty things.

Naughty like call in sick to work, or naughty like fuzzy, pink handcuffs?

 

[Bert Notorius]

I planned to lick them clean and anything else that needed it.

My truck is a little dirty...oh, you mean...yes, I'm a dirty, buttery boy.

 

[pink]

Naughty like call in sick to work, or naughty like fuzzy, pink handcuffs?

Perhaps I should have gone further with slutty.

 

[glynndah]

I'm going to bed. Someone else may have my share.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Perhaps I should have gone further with slutty.

Slutty/naughty. It's all just a means to an end and the intricate manipulation of friction.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm going to bed. Someone else may have my share.

I knew I could get you into bed.