How big can my post be?

[AirRichard101]

I want to post about a series of experiences that occurred over a 36 hour period that happened about 3 years ago. It's not a "story" that fits on the story boards; it's not written as a story, more of a chronicle. The Word file that contains the text is 17.6K characters / 3500 words (5 pages in Word). Is that too big? Will it get shot down? Have other users made posts as large?

The story is about a malady I had and the 30+ hours I spent in the hospital. I am and exhibitionist and the story is about the women who saw my cock in the normal performance of providing medical care ... and a BJ blow job from my wife while in the hospital and getting caught by the nurse.

I'd like to share the experience, and reference it in other threads for POV or explanation purposes without hijacking anyone's thread.

I'm asking first before committing a Literotica faux pas.

Woody

 

[CaudaLinea]

It can be as big as your penis. Four inches of text maybe? Five tops? (kidding!)

You've already committed a grave faux pas by posting here. You want the Author's Hangout, dorkwad. Here, I'll make it easy on you: http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3

 

[Super-Surprise]

Your AV looks awfully familiar CaudaLinea!

 

[thør]

It can be as big as your penis. Four inches of text maybe? Five tops? (kidding!)

You've already committed a grave faux pas by posting here. You want the Author's Hangout, dorkwad. Here, I'll make it easy on you: http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3

This C-L person is too nice for the GB.....

 

[PlasticBunny]

I hear that CL person is a total bitch!

 

[AirRichard101]

You've already committed a grave faux pas by posting here. You want the Author's Hangout, dorkwad.

Thanks for your kind words.

THIS FORUM suggests: "Want to talk about something not covered anywhere else? Try this board!"

The AUTHOR forum is for published authors. I'm not one. I would put my post under the SEXUALITY forum, should I take the plunge.

There are similar topics that are ongoing, "As the Hospital Pervs" is one, in THIS forum. Mine would not be ongoing; I want to put up the whole chronicle.

Does anybody want to be more helpful, or at least kinder?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

please post your story on the Playground they are much more appreciative than the GB assholes

 

[KRCummings]

Thanks for your kind words.

THIS FORUM suggests: "Want to talk about something not covered anywhere else? Try this board!"

The AUTHOR forum is for published authors. I'm not one. I would put my post under the SEXUALITY forum, show I take the plunge.

There are similar topics that are ongoing, "As the Hospital Pervs" is one, in THIS forum. Mine would not be ongoing; I want to put up the whole chronicle.

Does anybody want to be more helpful, or at least kinder?

Sure. First of all you need to just ignore all these naysayers. Bunch of grumpy old farts that are mean just for the sake of being mean. Terrible people.
Now as for how long your post can be the rule of thumb is that nobody is going to read anything longer than 2 paragraphs and that's pushing it. Where you should post it is entirely up to you but I would strongly suggest posting it deep up your worthless dumb ass you pile of steaming hyena shit. Don't fucking come in here and tells us your stupid fucking bullshit stories. We don't care. Fucking die.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Thanks for your kind words.

THIS FORUM suggests: "Want to talk about something not covered anywhere else? Try this board!"

The AUTHOR forum is for published authors. I'm not one. I would put my post under the SEXUALITY forum, should I take the plunge.

There are similar topics that are ongoing, "As the Hospital Pervs" is one, in THIS forum. Mine would not be ongoing; I want to put up the whole chronicle.

Does anybody want to be more helpful, or at least kinder?

You can post anything you want. One guy posted the complete Shakespeare. However, it doesn't mean anyone will read it. In fact, too long of a post could possibly get you immediately ignored.

We're about quick bites of information that we can read between whatever else me might be doing. That's the board's culture.

 

[artemesia_g]

Ooooo. CaudaLinea made him go all bold-faced and shit.

 

[PlasticBunny]

zomg. He used *all caps.*

 

[ksmybuttons]

Ooooo. CaudaLinea made him go all bold-faced and shit.

He came in, asked a question and then got pissy bold. Doesn't bod well for him and his future... .

And I'm bored with blow job stories.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Thanks for your kind words.

THIS FORUM suggests: "Want to talk about something not covered anywhere else? Try this board!"

The AUTHOR forum is for published authors. I'm not one. I would put my post under the SEXUALITY forum, should I take the plunge.

There are similar topics that are ongoing, "As the Hospital Pervs" is one, in THIS forum. Mine would not be ongoing; I want to put up the whole chronicle.

Does anybody want to be more helpful, or at least kinder?

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff502/Soonyigump/kinder.jpg

 

[miles]

It can be as big as your penis. Four inches of text maybe? Five tops? (kidding!)

You've already committed a grave faux pas by posting here. You want the Author's Hangout, dorkwad. Here, I'll make it easy on you: http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3

Another self-appointed Lit Sheriff.

 

[PlasticBunny]

Another self-appointed Lit Sheriff.

You better watch out, or I'll give you a ticket for being a total asswipe.

 

[artemesia_g]

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff502/Soonyigump/kinder.jpg

That's perfect.

 

[AirRichard101]

Does it seem I reacted pissy? I'm sorry. My bad.

So much venom here. I tried to disregard the first responder in an off-hand way. I wanted to defend my choice of where I posted by highlighting certain points. Sorry you took it wrong.

I do appreciate the the advice about the board culture, KMB.

 

[Kruge]

Sure. First of all you need to just ignore all these naysayers. Bunch of grumpy old farts that are mean just for the sake of being mean. Terrible people.
Now as for how long your post can be the rule of thumb is that nobody is going to read anything longer than 2 paragraphs and that's pushing it. Where you should post it is entirely up to you but I would strongly suggest posting it deep up your worthless dumb ass you pile of steaming hyena shit. Don't fucking come in here and tells us your stupid fucking bullshit stories. We don't care. Fucking die.

You are being unusually nice today. Have a fun night last night?

 

[KRCummings]

You are being unusually nice today. Have a fun night last night?

It's just my kind nature.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Thanks for your kind words.

THIS FORUM suggests: "Want to talk about something not covered anywhere else? Try this board!"

The AUTHOR forum is for published authors. I'm not one. I would put my post under the SEXUALITY forum, should I take the plunge.

There are similar topics that are ongoing, "As the Hospital Pervs" is one, in THIS forum. Mine would not be ongoing; I want to put up the whole chronicle.

Does anybody want to be more helpful, or at least kinder?

Talk about is the optimum word guy. Nobody wants to read some long ass most likely boring story. The GB is a short and sweet quip forum.

You asked us and we are telling you that most will immediately place you on ignore and they are referring you to the appropriate forum so stop being a whiny shit and listen.

 

[PlasticBunny]

This just goes without saying in this case, but... well, you know.... http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=700104&highlight=people+numbers

 

[Kruge]

AR, you need to excuse CaudaLinea. From what I understand, PlasticBunny became a bit too rough spanking Cauda's ass last night.

I guess the bruises are painful today *Nods*

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/dog-and-crow-play-catch/1gln0gvp2?from=en-ca-hpquad

 

[bronzeage]

I want to post about a series of experiences that occurred over a 36 hour period that happened about 3 years ago. It's not a "story" that fits on the story boards; it's not written as a story, more of a chronicle. The Word file that contains the text is 17.6K characters / 3500 words (5 pages in Word). Is that too big? Will it get shot down? Have other users made posts as large?

The story is about a malady I had and the 30+ hours I spent in the hospital. I am and exhibitionist and the story is about the women who saw my cock in the normal performance of providing medical care ... and a BJ blow job from my wife while in the hospital and getting caught by the nurse.

I'd like to share the experience, and reference it in other threads for POV or explanation purposes without hijacking anyone's thread.

I'm asking first before committing a Literotica faux pas.

Woody

Way too big. No one will read it on a discussion forum

Submit it as a story. Go to the Lit home page and follow the submissions link.

 

[AirRichard101]

Maybe useless

How could I have made such a mistake? To come amongst the denizens of this internet kingdom of Sodom with civil and mannered tongue which shone with such simple human warmth, that it burned the flesh of their tortured bodies? I should have known so few literate inhabitants were here who could understand a simple inquiry, much less the constitutions that define the walls of the enclave within which they slither and strike with venom upon their keyboards. So long have they looked with dead eyes upon their dreary, loveless worlds, they cannot fathom the interests of a living and vibrant being outside their cesspool existence. They barked and gnashed at invisible shadows yet gained no spoils by their cadaverous attack.

I have learned much from the decay of this depraved culture they proclaim their sovereign right to uphold with so much malice, yet at no cost to my pocket or sensibility. I depart this dungeon with nary a whisper of regret, heedless of the snapping of teeth I leave behind, and shake the dust off my feet.