My Cat is a Muslim Terrorist

[Very_Bad_Man]

I bought a Siamese cat.

Her name is Safa which means serenity.

She has declared jihad on my curtains.

I am not amused.

 

[Angellica1612]

Lol..but I am

 

[Farrah]

I bought a Siamese cat.

Her name is Safa which means serenity.

She has declared jihad on my curtains.

I am not amused.

Have you bought a spray bottle? And lots of cat "scratch posts?" These are essential.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Have you bought a spray bottle? And lots of cat "scratch posts?" These are essential.

I have a room dedicated for her full of stuff.

Terrorists are not easily deterred by spray bottles or we would of issued them to our Marines.

 

[Angellica1612]

I have a room dedicated for her full of stuff.

Terrorists are not easily deterred by spray bottles or we would of issued them to our Marines.

Bahhahaha! LMAO!

 

[clutch1]

She just wants to make some traditional muslim garb out of your curtains.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My Siamese was called Terrorist for the 1st 4 years of his life. He's settled down, but it's still his house and I just work here.

 

[clutch1]

I have a room dedicated for her full of stuff.

Terrorists are not easily deterred by spray bottles or we would of issued them to our Marines.

The Super Soaker Strike Force!

 

[Angellica1612]

My Siamese was called Terrorist for the 1st 4 years of his life. He's settled down, but it's still his house and I just work here.

Some humans are harder to train than others. 4 years isn't bad.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Some humans are harder to train than others. 4 years isn't bad.

I have been assimilated.

 

[Angellica1612]

I have been assimilated.

Now that you have accepted your role, peace may reign. Unless the cat is having a bad day, which he'll of course take out on you. Or your furniture. Just keep smiling, and try catnip. (for the cat, not you. You might need Valium.)

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Now that you have accepted your role, peace may reign. Unless the cat is having a bad day, which he'll of course take out on you. Or your furniture. Just keep smiling, and try catnip. (for the cat, not you. You might need Valium.)

I gave him some catnip last night. He was tripping.


I took in 2 more cats in October. He's gotten them in line as well. He is a benevolent alpha, thankfully. He's also quite the attention whore, is very social with people, and he really adores women.

 

[warrior queen]

My cat-who-thinks-she's-a-dog attacked the neighbours ATV back tyre last night.
By the time I'd gone inside to fetch my camera, she'd tamed it into submission and was calmly sitting beside it grooming herself

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

I take my weaponry seriously....both against terrorist and my cat. When she acts up her siamese ass gets hit with the ultimate defender of counter tops, curtains, aquariums and trash can's.

http://artillery.snake.de/CPS2000.jpg

CPS2000 the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to stop that god damn cat from wrecking your house, accept no substitutes

 

[Image]

I bought a Siamese cat.

Her name is Safa which means serenity.

She has declared jihad on my curtains.

I am not amused.

You bought a cat?

And see Frizzles post, although the Saturday Night Special works just as well

 

[Image]

Have you bought a spray bottle? And lots of cat "scratch posts?" These are essential.

I have a room dedicated for her full of stuff.

Terrorists are not easily deterred by spray bottles or we would of issued them to our Marines.

~Laughs~ Spray bottles? You need long range missles...

 

[Farrah]

~Laughs~ Spray bottles? You need long range missles...

I swear, the spray bottle worked with each of my 3 cats. Cross my heart.

 

[Image]

I swear, the spray bottle worked with each of my 3 cats. Cross my heart.

I need to hit a moving taget from 10 yards!

 

[John Doe]

I take my weaponry seriously....both against terrorist and my cat. When she acts up her siamese ass gets hit with the ultimate defender of counter tops, curtains, aquariums and trash can's.

http://artillery.snake.de/CPS2000.jpg

CPS2000 the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to stop that god damn cat from wrecking your house, accept no substitutes

Holy Mother of Fuck! If wars were fought with water that probably would have been outlawed by the UN.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Spray bottles worked with all four of my cats as well. However occasionally my cats would just have "fuck you" moments. Like I had a couchbed that was elevated slightly. I catch her scratching. Spray bottle. Me thinking I've won walk away. A second later I hear scratching again and walk back to the couch. Cat had crawled under the couch and was now inside the couch scratching.

Also some cats will treat you better once you submit to their inate superiority. Sure I looked like a bitch when the cat looked at a bowl of milk I had laid out for her and she didn't feel like jumping down from the stool and thus meowed until I brought to her, but she didn't piss on my beanbag, certainly not while I was in it which she did to my brother. Nor did she shit on my bath rug and then fold it over so I wouldn't notice until it was too late. Instead she's piss in my shower. It turns out that our overlords are not cruel.

 

[Angellica1612]

Spray bottles worked with all four of my cats as well. However occasionally my cats would just have "fuck you" moments. Like I had a couchbed that was elevated slightly. I catch her scratching. Spray bottle. Me thinking I've won walk away. A second later I hear scratching again and walk back to the couch. Cat had crawled under the couch and was now inside the couch scratching.

Also some cats will treat you better once you submit to their inate superiority. Sure I looked like a bitch when the cat looked at a bowl of milk I had laid out for her and she didn't feel like jumping down from the stool and thus meowed until I brought to her, but she didn't piss on my beanbag, certainly not while I was in it which she did to my brother. Nor did she shit on my bath rug and then fold it over so I wouldn't notice until it was too late. Instead she's piss in my shower. It turns out that our overlords are not cruel.

Mine had those moment too. He was on the coffee table once and kept stretching out and knocking books and the mail on the floor. I yelled at him and put him on the floor, then put the stuff back on the table. He stared at me for a couple of minutes, that flat, unblinking stare. Then he proceeded to jump back up, walk over to the pile of mail, and sent it flying with a slap of his paw. Then he sat down and gave me an extremely smug look. I had to concede the war because I was laughing to hard to make my point.

 

[Sean Renaud]

The worst part for me was getting used to the fact that my cat liked Screwdrivers. I'd be sitting on the floor watching television and if I wasn't paying enough attention I'd look over and see that my cat had decided she wanted to "share" with me. She'd do the same with my water though I was mostly impressed that she could stand on her hind legs lean down into my big ass cup and not knock it over.

Hey wait. . .we totally need to help VBM with our squirt bottles. I've always secretly wanted to waterboard an arab.

 

[Angellica1612]

The worst part for me was getting used to the fact that my cat liked Screwdrivers. I'd be sitting on the floor watching television and if I wasn't paying enough attention I'd look over and see that my cat had decided she wanted to "share" with me. She'd do the same with my water though I was mostly impressed that she could stand on her hind legs lean down into my big ass cup and not knock it over.

Hey wait. . .we totally need to help VBM with our squirt bottles. I've always secretly wanted to waterboard an arab.

I no longer own a squirt bottle But I offer full emotional support.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I bought a Siamese cat.

Her name is Safa which means serenity.

She has declared jihad on my curtains.

I am not amused.

EVERYONE is a terrorist. Pull to the side of the road, exit your vehicle, enter the TSA trailer, and please bend over while we search your rectum for contraband.

 

[Aquagal]

The last tenant sprayed your curtains with that spray-on catnip.