The JAJ...

[Wings]

Sent me a bunny that can't be killed. *sniff*

Bitches love bunnies.

 

[Farrah]

*Does a happy bunny hop*

 

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[Wings]

It's just so perfect.

*goes off to sniffle because I'll lose cred*

 

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[Wings]

Lmao. I thought you did that last night?

 

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[Wings]

My territory has expanded to the great white north.

Course after last night, my eyes looked like too piss holes in the snow.

Hahahaha.

That's a lot of beer.

 

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[Wings]

Can I borrow your sleeve?

 

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[Wings]

I'm pretty sure anyone who doesn't know at this point has us both on ignore.

 

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[Wings]

Dammit, I thought we were going to keep the fact that you have an unusually large clit, a secret?

I mean, now Sonny is going to start seeking you out.

 

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[Wings]

I'm hidden behind multiple layers of bullshit.

He can bring it.

Why you gotta call me names?

 

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[Wings]

The names I shall reserve for you missy would make a sailor blush.

I don't know any sailors. You'll have to educate me.

 

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[Wings]

Si.

Oh, and you're not going to believe this shit.

I just found out that I may already be a millionaire.

It's been like a fucking all girl orgy here today.

Ed McMahon called you?!?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

What? You don't think I ran his van off the road and kissed his ass on camera or anything....do you?

Well. If you feel like kissing Ed McMahon's ass...I guess?

 

[Wings]

I would just like to say, I've given the stuffed bunny a slow southern drawl when he talks back to me.