Oh Hai Literotica!

[shweetheart4012]

What is up people?

 

[semen4her]

Fuck off.

Unless you have tits, then show 'em.

Then fuck off.

 

[shweetheart4012]

Well of course I have tits, that goes without saying. The hard part is trying to get me to show them to you.

 

[semen4her]

What's hard about it?

I told you to show them, now you either do or don't.

The end result will be the same.

 

[shweetheart4012]

Hmmm..so let's go over this again. What happens if I don't show you my tits?

 

[semen4her]

Fuck off.

 

[unregistered]

 

[shweetheart4012]

Ok, well I am going to go fuck off now

 

[unregistered]

 

[semen4her]

Ok, well I am going to go fuck off now

You got that right.

 

[shweetheart4012]

Did I miss the part where I show my tits?

 

[unregistered]

 

[shweetheart4012]

Well, I am new here so I guess it's part of my introduction into Literotica. But you are going to have to wait until after work. What shall we do until then?

 

[unregistered]

 

[shweetheart4012]

*Sips the last part of her soda can through straw*

 

[unregistered]

 

[shweetheart4012]

I work in the city and live in the burbs, but I guess I can tell my boss "hey..I need to go home to share my tits with my online friends..brb kay!"

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Thinks people just wanna see tits

Oh and welcome to Lit.

The tit picture is mandatory.

 

[shweetheart4012]

Do I get a special tit pic bracelet like other clubs give? I was going to join the bee hunters club for the cool bee hunters friendship bracelet. I think we should have us a "Show us your tits or fuck off..welcome to literotica" bracelet.

 

[unregistered]

 

[slave_]

Thinks people just wanna see tits

Oh and welcome to Lit.

The tit picture is mandatory.

Damn you Luna and your AVs!

 

[unregistered]

 

[shweetheart4012]

Good to know, so what else do we do here? Dress up in sexy skirts and let you fine young gentlemen look up them?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Do I get a special tit pic bracelet like other clubs give? I was going to join the bee hunters club for the cool bee hunters friendship bracelet. I think we should have us a "Show us your tits or fuck off..welcome to literotica" bracelet.

Actually, I think THAT is a fantastic idea.

See. This will get you a free AV pic after only 100 posts.

*snorts laughter*

Damn you Luna and your AVs!

I am here for you, punkin.

Good to know, so what else do we do here? Dress up in sexy skirts and let you fine young gentlemen look up them?

Well that is nice and I am sure most of the gentlemen here would not mind that in the least.

Maybe we should make the second welcome to lit rule for new females?

 

[slave_]

I am here for you, punkin.

...tease...