Who on Lit would you like to throw into wood chipper?

[Bert Notorius]

Tell me everything!

 

[RoryN]

I first read that as "Throw up in the woodchipper".

I like that phrase. It could mean, "Using a venue or device to spread one's vomitus as far as possible". Sort of like Lit.

 

[Batch]

I read 'woodchucks' oh man. Gotta check my glasses.

And stop watching Fargo.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I read 'woodchucks' oh man. Gotta check my glasses.

And stop watching Fargo.

Nobody stops watching Fargo.

It's... against the rules, or something.

Anyway, nobody does that.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Tell me everything!

Surely you already know my answer to that question..........no question.

 

[Byron In Exile]

And here you are, and it's a beautiful day

 

[RoryN]

Powertone.

 

[Image]

The old Lit adage, "Lists are never a good thing" comes to mind.
But I'm tempted...

 

[Batch]

Nobody stops watching Fargo.

It's... against the rules, or something.

Anyway, nobody does that.

Are... you sure? Really sure??

Because... I've not seen it in a good long whiles.

True story.

Now Cars I don't stop watching. Really.

 

[Bidin~Time]

The old Lit adage, "Lists are never a good thing" comes to mind.
But I'm tempted...

Thank Gawd I never make the lists.

I hope I don't make this one either.

 

[garbage can]

Tell me everything!

For fear of having my sterling reputation soiled, the only one I will mention is....*drum roll please*..........MISS CONGENIALITY......

 

[paganangel]

it would be unsatisfying to have machinery mitigating the intimacy of murder.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

it would be unsatisfying to have machinery mitigating the intimacy of murder.

efficient.

 

[paganangel]

efficient.

not really.
everyone thinks it's a good way to get rid of the body.
no one thinks about then having to get rid of the wood chipper.

 

[glynndah]

not really.
everyone thinks it's a good way to get rid of the body.
no one thinks about then having to get rid of the wood chipper.

Good point.

*wonders if she kept the receipt for the wood chipper*

 

[paganangel]

laughing!

if you're not a suspect, it's a good way to delay things.
like if you know the person wont be missed for a while.
and since we're talking about litsters... there's a good chance!

 

[Saint Peter]

You just have to put some wood through it after the act.

It is bad form to return it to the rental place with bone shards and blood dripping out of it.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You just have to put some wood through it after the act.

It is bad form to return it to the rental place with bone shards and blood dripping out of it.

Running some wood through it is not a solution to the blood problem.

 

[Batch]

And run some bleach through it.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I find myself surrounded by amateur murderers.

 

[Saint Peter]

Running some wood through it is not a solution to the blood problem.

The wood would soak up the blood and eventually look like tree sap to the rental guy.

The DNA is there forever, but who cares? You cash the insurance check and head to Easter Island. A small window of opportunity is all that is needed to make an escape.

 

[Batch]

I find myself surrounded by amateur murderers.

Ah man.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

replace wood chipper with industrial meat grinder - problem solved - almost. He was caught.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I find myself surrounded by amateur murderers.

watch your back..........

 

[Bidin~Time]

I find myself surrounded by amateur murderers.

This revelation disturbs you?