While cleaning this morning

KRCummings

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In the back of one of the pantries I found an unopened bottle of Absolut that came from a Christmas party years ago and a half gallon of cheap WalMart rum that has maybe two fingers gone from it and is at least 3 years old. I cleaned off the bottles and put them back. Now I'm sitting here wondering why I keep doing this. Do I think that somewhere down the road I'll turn into an alcoholic and not be able to buy new booze? Do I think it keeps ants away? Why in the fuck do I have a half gallon of WalMart rum to begin with?
Life is strange sometimes.
 
I think I need glasses.

I wondered at first how you had all that booze in a pair of panties.
 
I don't wear my glasses as often as I should. I'm so used to trying to focus that I forget I have something to fix that now.
 
We are ALL seeing panties this morning.

I wonder why?
Probably because I am still in my nightgown, pondering the day, and not wearing any. I may go commando today, for I don't plan on walking out the front door all day long.
 
I can actually relate to this. i have bottles in my bar that have been there for awhile and i noticed them the other day. I picked one up that i know has been there much longer than it should and needs to be thrown out......and i put it back down



why????? :confused:
 
I got a bottle of Gin about 15 years ago as a door prize for some event I went to. It's been in the cupboard over the fridge ever since.
 
You all should dust that old booze off and give it to some winos that could put it to good use.
 
You'll need it for after the fall of civilization. Trade goods, sterlizing implements for back porch surgery, all kinds of uses.
 
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