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[Byron In Exile]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=844_1313484888

comic genius.

He is.

"God probably hates people like you that tell other people what to do."

"Wow... masturbating's really important to you..."

"Yeah, it is! It keeps me sane. I'm a good citizen, a good father, I recycle, and I masturbate. And I'm proud of it. And... and God's happy. And later I'm gonna masturbate and I'm gonna think about you. And there's nothing you can do about it."

 

[Byron In Exile]

Louis CK and Ricky Gervais

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

it's hard to believe that's not a put up job - name included. anyone destined to speak out agains fapping would change that name. gimme a break!

 

[Byron In Exile]

it's hard to believe that's not a put up job - name included. anyone destined to speak out agains fapping would change that name. gimme a break!

Um...

nevermind.

 

[blunt_trauma]

it's hard to believe that's not a put up job - name included. anyone destined to speak out agains fapping would change that name. gimme a break!

um...

nevermind.

 

[Saint Peter]

um...

nevermind.

What? Just say it!

 

[Sean]

it's hard to believe that's not a put up job - name included. anyone destined to speak out agains fapping would change that name. gimme a break!

Retard.

 

[Saint Peter]

Retardeder.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Doctor Ben says you have Lumps of Cancer

 

[sweepthefloor]

Someday, somebody will masurbate in her face, and come in her mouth.
Most likely her future husband. I'm still disappointed her teeth are perfect.

 

[John Doe]

it's hard to believe that's not a put up job - name included. anyone destined to speak out agains fapping would change that name. gimme a break!

Of course it is. Nothing the host of Redeye says or does should be taken seriously.

 

[John Doe]

Someday, somebody will masurbate in her face, and come in her mouth.
Most likely her future husband. I'm still disappointed her teeth are perfect.

You know it's satire, right?