he got a blow job this morning

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[sammyIammy]

there's more than one use for good embouchure.

Embouchure. I haven't heard that in years. I believe that's French for "chops"

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

AWTSS.

congratulation on being the first to post on the second page - you win a free bj.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

This morning it was my turn - I'm still smiling.

*tingles*

 

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[GuiltyPleasure]

I like free.

You like blueberry jello?

 

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[GuiltyPleasure]

They make other flavors?

blackberry? after that I'm out of Bs.

 

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[GuiltyPleasure]

Why is it called a "blow job" when really it's a sucking pleasure?

 

[clutch1]

From now on that's what I'm calling it.^^^^

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

From now on that's what I'm calling it.^^^^

Bit of a mouthful - ha! - I punned.....

 

[clutch1]

Bit of a mouthful - ha! - I punned.....

Brace yourself!

 

[StacyTG]

Why is it called a "blow job" when really it's a sucking pleasure?

I love this!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Why do Americans shout "I'm coming!" and Europeans shout "I'm going!"

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Why do Americans shout "I'm coming!" and Europeans shout "I'm going!"

I don't know, why? *waits for punchline*

 

[Wobnoid]

he got a blow job this morning....he's still smiling.

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThOskaQzUmXYwhEMPtFMlRlXOB3aRz36NUgo1jGH8VOqfqm3yAcg

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThOskaQzUmXYwhEMPtFMlRlXOB3aRz36NUgo1jGH8VOqfqm3yAcg

Yup, that just about says it - only not so dorky.

 

[garbage can]

....he's still smiling.

From what I understand, gastric acid is primarily composed of Hydrochloric acid.

When sperm in the stomach comes in contact with Hydrochloric acid, it causes a horrible and painful death, millions of sperm writhing in pain....like a holocaust or genocide.

Be kind to the sperm, and spit them out into tepid water where they die a peaceful death........

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

From what I understand, gastric acid is primarily composed of Hydrochloric acid.

When sperm in the stomach comes in contact with Hydrochloric acid, it causes a horrible and painful death, millions of sperm writhing in pain....like a holocaust or genocide.

Be kind to the sperm, and spit them out into tepid water where they die a peaceful death........

Do you have to spoil everything?

 

[hummermania]

AGAIN?
Damn it that's 2 days in a row woman!

 

[garbage can]

Do you have to spoil everything?

Tristy, my apologies, keep your husband happy, fuck the dead sperm.....

BTW, I had a vasectomy, the sperm never escape from my balls....

 

[Bad_Doggie]

....he's still smiling.

There’s no better way to start the day, fuck all that jogging ‘n’ shit.

Woof!

 

[Bad_Doggie]

Why is it called a "blow job" when really it's a sucking pleasure?

Top tip for beginners……..

You’re not supposed to blow!

Woof!