Food poisoning

[Bert Notorius]

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Don't you mean herpes?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Did I say herpes, scab lips?

 

[Batch]

No. You said, food poisoning.

Which is yucky. Nasty food, poisoning innocent folk.

 

[IsabellaKing]

It's a gift I once gave my husband, wrapped in a rump steak I'd left in the fridge a bit too long.

He was so ill I didn't dare own up.

 

[Batch]

Once I was poisoned by cucumber salad.
It was a gift, and thankfully it was a tiny container.

I was ill for almost a week, and could hold nothing in but water briefly.
Not a nice way to lose ten pounds.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Mine's from scallops from the Fresh Market...not so fresh after all. If I never see a scallop again, it will be too soon.

 

[miles]

Mine's from scallops from the Fresh Market...not so fresh after all. If I never see a scallop again, it will be too soon.

Not too many things worse than getting sick from bad seafood.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

It's a gift I once gave my husband, wrapped in a rump steak I'd left in the fridge a bit too long.

He was so ill I didn't dare own up.

Is that code for "you gave anal to your husband by allowing him to ravage our rump that you did not adequately cleansed beforehand?"

 

[Batch]

Ate seafood in Vegas, once. Within an hour I was violently ill, horrid. All night, thought I was going to die. Thank goodness for tums.

 

[slave_]

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Shitty thing (heh, I made a funny) about food poisoning is that it is the gift that keeps on giving from both ends! Trick is to sit on the toilet and just throw up into the tub.

Good times!