I got a handjob this morning

[Honey123]

A sudden oral fixation is a classic symptom of Rob-sessive behavior.

I don't know...with this I spit.

 

[hobbit.]

And you didn't.

Did you leave him a tip?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Who the fuck gets handjobs? It's normally gross guys that the woman is afraid to go down on.

People who have sex more than once a year after Comic-Con's Steampunk Ball get handjobs one day, a fuck the next, the basket technique later that day, a little something just for her on Saturday mornings before bagels, a blowjob and face sitting before Meet The Press on Sunday...

 

[Honey123]

Derek Jeter at least gives signed baseballs.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

You know what makes a great hand job?.....when they use their mouth

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

You know what makes a great hand job?.....when they use their mouth

Noisier.

 

[thør]

So, Dix got his car washed this morning.....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

So, Dix got his car washed this morning.....

And my wheels rotated.

Metaphors! Weeeeee!

 

[Farrah]

And my wheels rotated.

Metaphors! Weeeeee!

Wheels = balls?

Doesn't that hurt???

 

[Farrah]

You know what makes a great hand job?.....when they use their mouth

I wish I wouldn't have, but I laughed. Dammit.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I wish I wouldn't have, but I laughed. Dammit.

Care to test my theory?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Wheels = balls?

Doesn't that hurt???

Wheels are Shakras.

Which I don't believe in.

So now we're onto religion, which is why people scream "Oh God."

Circle of Life.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

http://www.bestmalevideos.com/images/4/54024-work-GTTemp48139903.jpg

 

[unregistered]

 

[Colonel Hogan]

And you didn't.

Nice to see you at least working part time.

 

[neci]

http://www.bestmalevideos.com/images/4/54024-work-GTTemp48139903.jpg

that's hot.

 

[Farrah]

Care to test my theory?

I'm already a respected theologian on the subject. *nods*

Wheels are Shakras.

Which I don't believe in.

So now we're onto religion, which is why people scream "Oh God."

Circle of Life.

That's deep. *some kind of pun, intended*

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Goddamnit Bob. Now I have to rethink my position on Gay Marriage.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's deep. *some kind of pun, intended*

"For me, love is very deep. Sex only has to go a few inches."
Bullets Over Broadway

 

[paganangel]

And you didn't.

that's like bragging about a dryhump.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

that's like bragging about a dryhump.

They're only the same if you're not getting either.

Maybe it's your deodorant? Come here...

 

[MeeMie]

I got a handjob this morning

Pity pump, huh?