Is Byron In Exile Bitter?

[Byron In Exile]

'know'

It's true.

I have pictures.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Is that Byron in your av?

no, fernando.

 

[Saint Peter]

no, fernando.

Is fernanado bitter?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Plus, I have stalking-contacts in Panama, Costa Rica, and Argentina.

Brazil is more difficult, because of the language barrier.

Portugal is such a small country... who the hell learns that language?

 

[Byron In Exile]

no, fernando.

Oh, that'll be the day.

Fernando is more gay than a three-dollar bill.

 

[blunt_trauma]

that's what we wanted your lawyer to think.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Is fernanado bitter?

Let's just say that Fernando is not on the Dolf-Worship Bandwagon.

His pursuit of Emilio pretty much consumes him.

 

[Byron In Exile]

that's what we wanted your lawyer to think.

And, yet... Miracle of Miracles...

I still have all my stuff!

I even have Mr B and his little toy racecars!!

Your lawyer sucks.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Is fernanado bitter?

No, he's just smitten. With Emilio.

I'm helping Fernando because I think that Emilio only thinks he's "bi-curious" but is secretly gay, and, to be honest, the two of them would make a great couple.

 

[richard_daily]

he's just cranky, not drunk.

Good point.

 

[blunt_trauma]

And, yet... Miracle of Miracles...

I still have all my stuff!

I even have Mr B and his little toy racecars!!

Your lawyer sucks.

i lost my lawyer...

tiger food is expensive!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Good point.

Your lawyer really sucks.

If you want to make more money and keep the money you have...?

Better call Saul!

 

[richard_daily]

Your lawyer really sucks.

If you want to make more money and keep the money you have...?

Better call Saul!

That pretty much sums up all lawyers.

 

[Peregrinator]

<---- does not know or care what Byron tastes like.

 

[Byron In Exile]

That pretty much sums up all lawyers.

Not... exactly.

There's a difference between a criminal lawyer and a criminal... lawyer.

I still have all my stuff.

YMMV.

 

[butters]

i lost my lawyer...

tiger food is expensive!

lost is such a sweet euphemism
the tiger thought he tasted like chicken

 

[Byron In Exile]

<---- does not know or care what Byron tastes like.

Hey, weirdo.

I've decided: if I were to get a tattoo, it would be in Tolkien's Elvish script (Tengwar).

Thanks to you, I'm actually considering it.

You are such a bad influence...

 

[butters]

Hey, weirdo.

I've decided: if I were to get a tattoo, it would be in Tolkien's Elvish script (Tengwar).

Thanks to you, I'm actually considering it.

You are such a bad influence...

he's stealth-bad

so what would it say, translated into us-speak?

 

[Peregrinator]

Hey, weirdo.

I've decided: if I were to get a tattoo, it would be in Tolkien's Elvish script (Tengwar).

Thanks to you, I'm actually considering it.

You are such a bad influence...

That would be a neat tat. What would it say, and would it be saying it in English but in Tengwar, or would it be in Quenya, Telerin, or Valarin?

 

[Peregrinator]

he's stealth-bad

so what would it say, translated into us-speak?

"Bitter."

 

[butters]

"Bitter."

'one ring to bind them all' does sound a little gay

 

[Peregrinator]

'one ring to bind them all' does sound a little gay

It does. What would be truly geeky funny is to use one of the spoof poems/songs from Bored Of The Rings:

An elven-maid there was of old,
A stenographer by day;
Her hair was fake, her teeth were gold,
Her scent was that of cheap sachet.

She thought that art was really 'keen',
The top ten she could hum;
Her eyes were full of Maybelline,
Her mouth, of chewing gum.

Her head was full of men and clothes,
Her hair, of rattled curls;
Her legs she wrapped in fine Sup-Hose,
For nights out with the girls.

She met one morn an elvin-lad,
Who took her to the fights,
And said he owned a spacious pad,
And went to law school nights.

And so that night she gave her all
In back of his sedan;
So rich, she thought, so sharp and tall,
A perfect family man.

But then he told her with a smirk,
That he loved another,
And was a part-time postal clerk
And lived home with his mother.

A silver tear rolled down her cheek
As she bussed home by herself;
The same thing happened twice last week,
(Oh, Heaven help the Working-elf!)

 

[richard_daily]

Not... exactly.

There's a difference between a criminal lawyer and a criminal... lawyer.

I still have all my stuff.

YMMV.

Do you own your stuff, or does your stuff own you?

 

[butters]

It does. What would be truly geeky funny is to use one of the spoof poems/songs from Bored Of The Rings:

that was pretty funny

ok, time and the gym waits for no woman. enjoy your evening/day/whateveritis

 

[Byron In Exile]

That would be a neat tat. What would it say, and would it be saying it in English but in Tengwar, or would it be in Quenya, Telerin, or Valarin?

Valarin?? You're fucking with me, now. There would be no way to construct anything in that language. It be like presuming to write in Proto-Indo-European. The only language with enough of an extant vocabulary to make it possible to express oneself in it today would be Sindarin.

That's an interesting idea. I'd initially thought something in English, written in Tengwar. But... why not something in Latin, written in Tengwar?

The Sindarin idea is still there, but I don't know it very well at all, and the thought that I might tattoo myself with an error gives me pause.