Romneys Problem

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Seems to me that Romney hasnt crossed the 50% mark in any of the primaries. He got 47% in Arizona. This means he fails to please more than 1/2 of GOP voters.

 

[unregistered]

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

It's his stride, it's hampered by the marshmallow he's holding between the cheeks of his ass.

Tis true.

Romney reminds me of every staff officer I ever met or knew of.

 

[RAddams]

He has bigger problems.

http://salamandersociety.com/mo-moments/pooping_on_mormons.jpg

 

[unregistered]

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

He reminds me of a staff weenie who finds himself in command all of a sudden.

You know Lt. Tuttle I presume.

 

[unregistered]

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I knew one who insisted on demonstrating for squad of hardened combat veterans how to clear a hooch with a frag through the doorway and then covering behind it's thatched wall. Him laying face down in the dirt with a column of steam rising up in the morning mist from his blown up ass cheeks and thighs was quite the tutorial. Does that qualify?

We had one who was a tidge more qualified. He used another person for the demo, and broke their arm. No right thinking AF staff officer ever demos himself.

Lt. Tuttle liked to use Major Generals for his demos. And especially if it was raining like a mutha. C'MON OUT HERE IN THE RAIN, GEN'RAL, AND WATCH THIS!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Rmoney don't get everything it's true.
What it don't get I can't use.
Now gimme Rmoney THAT'S WHAT I WANT
THAT'S WHAT I WANT
That's what I want, THAT'S WHAT I WANT ye-ye-yeh,
That's what I want.