It used to be our trailers, now it's our Walmarts...

[4est_4est_Gump]

Branson Walmart clocked by tornado...

The historic Roy Clark theater,

Blown away man...,

tornado...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Tornadoes north, east and south of me...




!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Spoke too soon.



They got the obligatory trailer park too...

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

It's not the trailers...it's the people who live in them. Hence, Wal-Mart being targeted.

 

[ivantheterrible]

why is a marriage like a tornado?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

why is a marriage like a tornado?

When the shit hits the fan you lose half your stuff?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And the trailer.


And the truck.


And the asshooks.


As long as the redbone don't run off.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Sunofabitchin' dawg must be from KANSAS!



He could have woken me up...

*spit*

 

[Ishmael]

Spring has arrived in the Ozarks.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Spring has arrived in the Ozarks.

Ishmael

Phil blew the forecast...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Dear Baby Jesus

Please send Gump a brand new OwebamaMart to take his money and keep him supplied with Chinese crap.

 

[Ishmael]

Phil blew the forecast...

It was a head fake.

Ishmael

 

[ivantheterrible]

at first there's a lot of suckin and a blowin, and then you lose your house.


watch the movie dukes of hazard unrated version. funny as hell and you get to see uncle jessie (willie nelson ) smoke pot.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It was a head fake.

Ishmael

Phil don't get Glow Ball Warning; freakin' denier!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Dear Baby Jesus

Please send Gump a brand new OwebamaMart to take his money and keep him supplied with Chinese crap.

My Walmart is just fine thank you.

I should pay more for my commodities? Then I can only buy less. How does that help anyone?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There was a Walmart here that got clocked by a tornado a few years back, now that I recollect.


Since I never watch the local news . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

at first there's a lot of suckin and a blowin, and then you lose your house.


watch the movie dukes of hazard unrated version. funny as hell and you get to see uncle jessie (willie nelson ) smoke pot.

That's pretty much what I thought, well, that and clicking the heels of my ruby red shoes...


I have Willie on permanent ignore. Advocates for Liberal causes but won't pay the taxes he helps get raised on us...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

There was a Walmart here that got clocked by a tornado a few years back, now that I recollect.


Since I never watch the local news . . . .

I only do during the weather because one channel goes wall to wall radar...

Lets you know where the M*A*S*H is needed.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I only do during the weather because one channel goes wall to wall radar...

Lets you know where the M*A*S*H is needed.

Actually, that's about the only reason to turn it on.


I got interviewed for a make-news story a few weeks back, so I watched to see what they'd do with my comments.


Virtually unrecognizable.


Glad I didn't submit to an on-screen, but maybe I should have.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Three deaths locally now...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Actually, that's about the only reason to turn it on.


I got interviewed for a make-news story a few weeks back, so I watched to see what they'd do with my comments.


Virtually unrecognizable.


Glad I didn't submit to an on-screen, but maybe I should have.

I've been in a couple-three of those. Learned to talk sound-byte by the third one...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

My Walmart is just fine thank you.

I should pay more for my commodities? Then I can only buy less. How does that help anyone?

You have too much selection. You need OwebamaMart. One beer (Owebama'sOwnPiss), 55 gallon drums of personal lubricant, and leaking glass jars of gray veggies and fruits packed in a brown preservative with zero calories.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Please take it somewhere else...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Showing Joplin-style damage now in Harrisburg...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I hope that your horse is okay.