Vegas?!

You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a sexy person who's willing to go to your room with you in Vegas.
I haven't been there in a couple years. Not a terrible place but the sensory overload kills me and you can't sleep so when I get home I'm way more tired than I should be. Always a long trip even if it's just a couple days.
 
I left Vegas hungover, sunburned, with scars on my knee and foot. Vegas made me its bitch.
 
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a sexy person who's willing to go to your room with you in Vegas.
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True, but you would have to swing the cat a lot farther to find one that won't leave your wallet a lot lighter in the morning
 
True, but you would have to swing the cat a lot farther to find one that won't leave your wallet a lot lighter in the morning

The OP did not say money was an issue. I assume he knew he was gonna pay. I get the feeling he always pays.
 
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