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[TandADetroit]

What would you do if you had 5 minutes in a dark place with someone???

 

[clutch1]

I would probably spend most of that time playing Marco Polo with them.
I'm afraid of the dark and just hearing their voice would sooth my fears.

 

[Lord_Steve]

that's awfully unspecific.

if i had 5 minutes in the dark with a random person i would probably loudly explain to them how obama's islamo-facist-socialist policies are going to take away my medicare

because that would be really funny and i would like that a lot

 

[blunt_trauma]

5 minutes of looking for candles.

 

[thør]

What would you do if you had 5 minutes in a dark place with someone???

Inside or outside 8 Mile Road?

 

[girlsmiley]

that's awfully unspecific.

if i had 5 minutes in the dark with a random person i would probably loudly explain to them how obama's islamo-facist-socialist policies are going to take away my medicare

because that would be really funny and i would like that a lot

I would beat the shit out of this guy.

 

[Lord_Steve]

I would beat the shit out of this guy.

rude.

 

[TandADetroit]

Which part of 8 Mile? East or West?

Inside or outside 8 Mile Road?

 

[TandADetroit]

Looking for candles? I would be practicing my Braille!

5 minutes of looking for candles.

 

[SailorJerry]

What would you do if you had 5 minutes in a dark place with someone???

You mean, like a prison cell ? Probably try to keep my ass against the wall.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I has to be seven minutes in the closet, or I am not playing.

 

[Peregrinator]

Probably something only tangentially related to whatever I'd do in a light place with no one.

 

[dkovic77]

Love the 5 minutes game. Always the best. So much can be accomplished...but it does matter the company you keep.

Dude with the political agenda. No thanks.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I would probably spend most of that time playing Marco Polo with them.
I'm afraid of the dark and just hearing their voice would sooth my fears.

that's awfully unspecific.

if i had 5 minutes in the dark with a random person i would probably loudly explain to them how obama's islamo-facist-socialist policies are going to take away my medicare

because that would be really funny and i would like that a lot

fuck both of you for making my cracked ribs hurt. really. uncalled for.

 

[Lord_Steve]

fuck both of you for making my cracked ribs hurt. really. uncalled for.

i now have the power... to injure people... through the internet

fuck yeah this is going to come in handy

 

[bg23]

i would bend them over and just start humping. while moaning loudly and occasionally making barking noises.

 

[Wife of Bath]

What would you do if you had 5 minutes in a dark place with someone???

I'd use that time to discuss The Cave, and its relevance to our current situation. After all...is this chair *really a chair*? Is there a more ideal chair, out there, somewhere? Are we not all reflections on the cavern walls?

indubitably.

 

[Farrah]

Good grief, people. There should at least be groping involved.

 

[Wife of Bath]

i now have the power... to injure people... through the internet

fuck yeah this is going to come in handy

you did it again. this thread is officially deemed hazardous to my health.

Good grief, people. There should at least be groping involved.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa....let's not get realistic here, gropy groperson.

 

[dkovic77]

Good grief, people. There should at least be groping involved.

it's more fun to play the "no hands" game for 5 minutes, in the dark.

 

[Farrah]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa....let's not get realistic here, gropy groperson.

Just a little gropy?

 

[KRCummings]

Why am I in a dark place with this person?
Who are they?
Do I want them dead?
Do they want me dead?
Is there a significant amount of money involved?
Did they steal one of my Longabergers? Yeah, I like baskets. Fuck you.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Just a little gropy?

why don't you have a seat.




that is not supposed to be indicative of groping...but somehow came out that way. I would not be a good Chris Hansen.

 

[Farrah]

Why am I in a dark place with this person?
Who are they?
Do I want them dead?
Do they want me dead?
Is there a significant amount of money involved?
Did they steal one of my Longabergers? Yeah, I like baskets. Fuck you.

They really are nice baskets.

 

[artemesia_g]

I've seen the Longaberger headquarters. That's one big-ass basket.