semen4her
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You're all a bunch of fags!
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Saint Peter
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Thank you for buying American!
CHNOPS
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Exactly. And Canada stands huddled together in a naked locker-room shower bang.
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naked and cold in Canada is their excuse to huddle
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semen4her
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That is why we are a content nation, whereas America is all lonely and ugly standing on a street corner waiting for it's next cock.
Don't hate us because we are beautiful.
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We think of you more as a state than a country.
A state with a good supply of hockey players.
A state with a good supply of hockey players.
semen4her
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It's funny that you think of us as one of your own, yet we try to distance ourselves from you.
You're our embarrassing cousins who farts and picks their noses all through turkey dinner.
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I read that as "Flamingo Fangs".
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Keep it clean. When we move in and take over, we'd like a fresh start before we trash the place.
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Come on, don't do that to the Canadians- they're like those boring people that live on top of the cool party- they're not gonna come down and drink with us, but they also don't keep bitching at us to turn the music down.
That I know of. We might just not be able to hear them over the sound of our own awesome.
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when we take over, all Canadians will have to squeeze into Newfoundland.
Saint Peter
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When we take over the Canadians will be doing our landscaping.
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...and you are the turkey dinner.
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"Try" is the operative word there.
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Do you vacation in the states?
CandiCame
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We've got some pretty cool shit. Like temperatures higher the 60F.
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They got the world biggest Monster Truck. That's gotta count for something.
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Canadians have a bigger monster truck then Americans!?
That pisses me right off. I gotta get my rednecks on this. That ain't right.
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The butts on those fags are bumping into each other.
semen4her
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We are still in the developing stages of our 'continent separater'.
I have been to the zoo too, but I wouldn't want to live there.
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Chris Rock ~
Alcohol! Tastes great, I love it, you love it, we all love it. Kills motherfuckers every single day. Some of you all won't even make it home tonight 'cause of alcohol. You'll be like, "Oh, that Chris Rock sure is funny, oh! Shit!" But it's all right 'cause it's all white.
Cigarettes! Cigarette's the most dangerous product known to man. Kills motherfuckers every single day. Cigarette's so dangerous it kills motherfuckers that don't smoke. That's how dangerous cigarettes are. That's right, first hand smoke, second hand smoke. People talking out of their necks into a fucking machine like, "Hey, what's up, man, I love cigarettes, this shit is cool." But it's all right 'cause it's all white. Shit, could you imagine if the Philip Morris family was a bunch of jheri-curled niggas from Mississippi? Do you know how illegal a pack of cigarettes would be? You would get sixty years just for a pack of Newports. But it's all right, 'cause it's all white.
Alcohol! Tastes great, I love it, you love it, we all love it. Kills motherfuckers every single day. Some of you all won't even make it home tonight 'cause of alcohol. You'll be like, "Oh, that Chris Rock sure is funny, oh! Shit!" But it's all right 'cause it's all white.
Cigarettes! Cigarette's the most dangerous product known to man. Kills motherfuckers every single day. Cigarette's so dangerous it kills motherfuckers that don't smoke. That's how dangerous cigarettes are. That's right, first hand smoke, second hand smoke. People talking out of their necks into a fucking machine like, "Hey, what's up, man, I love cigarettes, this shit is cool." But it's all right 'cause it's all white. Shit, could you imagine if the Philip Morris family was a bunch of jheri-curled niggas from Mississippi? Do you know how illegal a pack of cigarettes would be? You would get sixty years just for a pack of Newports. But it's all right, 'cause it's all white.
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