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I read that the TSA will be manning airport-style checkpoints at the entrances of Wal-Mart stores throughout United States.
TSA at Walmart?
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Mike_Yates
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America has gone from the greatest and most prosperous country on Earth, to a nation where citizens are prisoners in their communities, are constantly harassed, surveilled, threatened, intimidated, and treated as potential criminals who are guilty until proven innocent.
Prepare to have an army of government brown shirt thugs search your belongings, question you, and stick their hands down your pants (searching for explosives in your underwear) while you're just trying to go about your daily life.
Prepare to have an army of government brown shirt thugs search your belongings, question you, and stick their hands down your pants (searching for explosives in your underwear) while you're just trying to go about your daily life.
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Every story I hear about the TSA keeps getting more and more laughably ridiculous!
Is it really necessary to expand this intrusive authoritarian security theater to all facets of society?
Is it appropriate to grope elementary school children at the entrances to their schools?
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Elbow bombers are everywhere...
Mad bombers are hiding under every single corner! SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH
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Do you need to know algebra to be in the TSA?
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I'm sorry, we're going to have to pull you aside and question you.
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No. The TSA is even allowed to divide by zero if they want to.
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They're gonna be feeling you up and ripping off your clothes when you try to enter your workplace.
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I do not work at WalMart.
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Is it true that TSA agents get to attend secret classes at elite Ivy League universities, like Harvard and Yale and Ohio State?
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LOL, were you wearing long sleeves at least?
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this is absolutely a thing that is going to happen and not a reflection of your sexual fantasies. ayup.
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No...but it is true that they're studying for their GED.
Mike_Yates
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How many TSA goons have college degrees?
Pavlov's dog didn't need one either...
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So the old guy that is the greeter at the Wal Mart store in my town is really a TSA agent?
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An entire army of hundreds of thousands of TSA agents are going to occupy the entire continental United States. Everyone has to be stopped, searched, screened, and question.
They are potential terrorists.
They are potential terrorists.
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Like busybody said, Arabs and Muslims (the prime suspects) are exempt from TSA groping.
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I've heard countless unbelievable horror stories about how Wal-Mart treats their employees.
TSA agents are no different than the uneducated union goons who were ultimately to blame for the economic ruin of Detroit. UAW workers DEMAND 100K salaries + health insurance + benefits + 401K + tenure + all sorts of bullshit they don't deserve which brought the auto companies (and Detroit) to their knees.
I believe I heard someone refer to TSA agents as "minimum wage security guards on a power trip".
TSA thugs have been caught time and time again stealing from people's luggage and raping women in airport parking decks.
It's no wonder why Wal-Mart and other conglomerates oppose uneducated and/or functionally illiterate people who demand astronomical wages + everything else for performing menial labor.
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