A world where basketball is illegal?

[Mike_Yates]

I had the most bizarre dream I have ever dreamt.

The cops raided and busted up an illegal basketball ring.

Imagine a world where playing basketball is a crime.

Why in the world would basketball ever be illegal?

 

[CandiCame]

I had the most bizarre dream I have ever dreamt.

The cops raided and busted up an illegal basketball ring.

Imagine a world where playing basketball is a crime.

Why in the world would basketball ever be illegal?

I hate basketball.
I live in Kentucky.
This makes me a martyr.

 

[Benedict_Arnold]

Because its shit and pointless. I'm a 7ft tall freak and I place the ball in the basket and get 2 pts and now its your turn to get a 7ft tall freak to place the ball in the basket and so on until the time runs out.

Harlem Globtrotters made it interesting I suppose and they're not even a real team.

 

[Liar]

Why in the world would basketball ever be illegal?

Because it's discriminatory towards short people.

 

[cubbies]

I hate basketball.
I live in Kentucky.
This makes me a martyr.

nope. more like a pariah.

 

[CandiCame]

Because it's discriminatory towards short people.

YES IT IS!

On a related note- why is it socially unacceptable for men to wear heels?

*sighs*
*is still short*

 

[cubbies]

YES IT IS!

On a related note- why is it socially unacceptable for men to wear heels?

*sighs*
*is still short*

because manly men don't wear heels. sorry.

 

[CandiCame]

because manly men don't wear heels. sorry.

Antonio Banderas does.

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/phantom%20banderas%20high%20heels.jpg

1.3 to 2in at every live appearance. You gonna tell me you're more badass then Zorro and Puss in Boots put together?