Signs that you spend way too much time on Literotica.

[LaRascasse]

-You almost submit the erotic story on your computer for your English writing assignment.

-You get XRay imagination (the ability to mentally undress anybody).

-You are bored of porn. They just do the same things over and over again.

-Your inbox has more mails from fellow Literoticans than spam.



Feel free to add.

 

[YDB95]

You overhear conversations at the coffeehouse and wonder how you could work them into your next story.

When using your computer in public, you no longer care if anyone sees the name of the site up there in the corner!

 

[estragon]

You've given up tracking your stocks at work in favor of reading Darkniciad's leaderboard.

You'd swap your life for a plot bunny.

When you're told to use the Hoover, you say "That's Manu's job."

 

[voluptuary_manque]

You start to believe that some of the more outrageous stories you read here could actually happen!

 

[SamScribble]

You begin to wonder if you are the only man in the world without a 13-inch penis - or the only woman in the world without breasts the size of basketballs.

(Please select whichever is most appropriate.)

 

[LaRascasse]

-Nothing shocks you any more. Your friend rushes in and animatedly talks about some salacious happening on campus to which everyone gasps, and you just yawn disinterestedly.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You can stand in line at the gas station and not bate an eyelash when you talk to a stranger about exchanging "childhood" toys for "adult" toys and having a box full of them.

 

[PennLady]

You do your best not to laugh when your mom expresses surprise/shock/outrage over a sexual practice and you have to pretend you don't know what it is.

 

[TxRad]

You do your best not to laugh when your mom expresses surprise/shock/outrage over a sexual practice and you have to pretend you don't know what it is.

Or you educate her on it and the safe practices that go along with it without batting an eye.

 

[LaRascasse]

The only dreams you have had lately are wet dreams.

You have a frickin exam later today and you are checking out this thread.

 

[PennLady]

Or you educate her on it and the safe practices that go along with it without batting an eye.

I love my mom. I don't want to shock her too much.

 

[lovecraft68]

When your very attractive cousin gives an affectionate hug and you begin to wonder if there's anything behind it.

When any time someone asks me if I've submitted my paperwork, and I can't get past the word submit.

when I people watch at restaurants and start turning every couple into some type erotic plot bunny (he's older she's younger maybe she;'s an escort) Their wedding bands don't match perhaps their cheating, there's two guys and one woman hmmmm

 

[TheeGoatPig]

there's two guys and one woman hmmmm

Somebody's getting a DP tonight (or at least, that is what I usually think when I see that).

 

[lovecraft68]

Somebody's getting a DP tonight (or at least, that is what I usually think when I see that).

Or it's a cuckold situation and one's gonna just watch and clean up the mess.

 

[cfuhrer]

An attractive individual catches your eye and you wonder if they give "good read"

 

[Angellica1612]

You see a user name on another site that is similar to one on here and you wonder if it's the same person.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Or it's a cuckold situation and one's gonna just watch and clean up the mess.

Nope. I don't read cuckold stories. I always think of the DP.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

You see a user name on another site that is similar to one on here and you wonder if it's the same person.

I am the only TheeGoatPig that I have ever seen. So if you see that name, chances are it is me.

 

[Angellica1612]

I am the only TheeGoatPig that I have ever seen. So if you see that name, chances are it is me.

Noted

 

[Tactus_Feminae]

I used to go to bed around midnight but of late it's been 3 or 4 in the morning.

 

[slave_]

You know what is (I guess you can say) scary, funny or sad... take your pick... All these things that are mentioned, and so much more, my mind went there and always had BEFORE I came to Lit!

My mind always turned 'real life' situations into some sort of erotic or porn scenario.

I just happen to have found Lit, a place where others are very sexually open minded.

Now come on people, although a humorous thread, and please do continue, you guys have thought this way for as long as you can remember!

You all are a perverted lot and I wouldn't want it any other way!

 

[slave_]

I used to go to bed around midnight but of late it's been 3 or 4 in the morning.

LOL! oooooo That's not good!

Sometimes if I get wrapped up in a very active thread, it feels like I am leaving in the middle of an active party by logging off.

 

[Tactus_Feminae]

LOL! oooooo That's not good!

Sometimes if I get wrapped up in a very active thread, it feels like I am leaving in the middle of an active party by logging off.

I know exactly what you mean lol

 

[slave_]

I know exactly what you mean lol

heh. You then have to realize that the thread will still be there when you come back.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I can go to bed feeling like I've accomplished so much. Then I realize I have 2 papers to write, an essay to finish, and an online quiz that I missed, but I DID write twenty pages of smut.

I can go to a seminar designed to teach college students about sex and know all of the answers.

I am shocked when most of my friends don't know what BDSM stands for.

I laugh at jokes my friends/family don't get, but I'm afraid to tell them why it was funny.