Glade "Sense & Spray": Naughty Sculpture?

[3113]

So Glade, the fragrance company, has come out with this fragrance sprayer that essentially has a sensor. You walk by it, it spits out a mist of nice smelling fragrance. So far who cares, right? But they had to make this item fit into houses. Meaning, it has to sit on coffee tables and such. So they created a kind of sculpture. Tell me what you think of it:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xr1h78GaJ5o/TOwebqt-elI/AAAAAAAACew/Cr9yzGENToI/s1600/glade.JPG

The spray emits from the little hole in that little accent mark down there. You can see a demo here.

 

[TxRad]

You are so full of... Uh, Plot bunnies.

Three, no, make that four in three different categories, jumped me as I drove past.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Pheromones! Oh, hot damn, a pheromone projector. You walk by, it puffs out an undetectable mist and within minutes you are overcome with desire. What a concept! I gotta get that one started . . . along with (fill in the blank here).

 

[mynameisben]

I don't get why the dispenser/sprayer has to fit on a coffee table. It's not particularly decorative, and I hate surrendering coffee table space to clutter. I would sooner purchase a ceiling mounted dispenser that blends as invisibly with the decor as a smoke detector.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I don't get why the dispenser/sprayer has to fit on a coffee table. It's not particularly decorative, and I hate surrendering coffee table space to clutter. I would sooner purchase a ceiling mounted dispenser that blends as invisibly with the decor as a smoke detector.

Yes, it should have a little red light and beep intermittantly.

 

[LucyH]

Yes, it should have a little red light and beep intermittantly.

And release an extra puff of air freshener when you burn something on the stove.

 

[mynameisben]

And release an extra puff of air freshener when you burn something on the stove.

Or whenever particularly malodorous people walk by.

 

[3113]

I don't get why the dispenser/sprayer has to fit on a coffee table. It's not particularly decorative, and I hate surrendering coffee table space to clutter. I would sooner purchase a ceiling mounted dispenser that blends as invisibly with the decor as a smoke detector.

Well, you don't have to put it on the coffee table. You can put it on a side table, on a corner shelf or on the mantle. I mean, why wouldn't you want this sexy dispenser to squirt every time you walk by?

 

[amofiga]

Maybe we're into some sort of Rorschach thing or maybe it's just my dirty little mind, but I kind of like the female sexual form and implications of the little thing and where the spray comes from. I think maybe there should be a little pre-recorded "Ohhhhh God Yessss" that sounds when it sprays.

 

[mynameisben]

Maybe we're into some sort of Rorschach thing or maybe it's just my dirty little mind, but I kind of like the female sexual form and implications of the little thing and where the spray comes from. I think maybe there should be a little pre-recorded "Ohhhhh God Yessss" that sounds when it sprays.

Ohhhhh! Now I see it!

Yeah. Now I want to order ten.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I think the white droplet shape , pointing inthe particular direction that it does, is what makes it extra-special.
In fact I think that someone deliberately designed this thing with Mystic Symbolism (which is bullshit, but people do these things) to counteract the dropping childbirth rate in this country.

Ladies, if you Believe In Magic -- don't bring this into your home unless you want to get knocked up.

 

[3113]

I think the white droplet shape , pointing inthe particular direction that it does, is what makes it extra-special.

Which brings to mind a plot-bunny of a fetishist who keeps getting squirted in the eye with fragrance spray as he tries to lick the white droplet....

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I swear I'm gonna write this one . . . I'm envisioning a SF where some rogue biochemist working after hours in a government lab works out a way to increase the power human pheromones by an order of magnitude. Her assistant steals it and sets it on the coffee table just before the annual Earth Day party. Normally its a sedate gathering where they talk about political action campaigns to save the whales, etc., but this year . . .

 

[Angellica1612]

ROFL! Too, too funny. I love the ideas, can't wait to read your stories...make sure you share in this thread when they're done, please. I refuse to let this plot bunny bite me, I've just been severely bitten and can't divide my attention just yet.

Ben, will 10 be enough??

 

[Angellica1612]

Which brings to mind a plot-bunny of a fetishist who keeps getting squirted in the eye with fragrance spray as he tries to lick the white droplet....

Priceless, absolutely priceless