Alas, I never knew you............

[GuiltyPleasure]

My mood.... I think I have a crush on Tristesse2....

.....and now it's too late. *sigh*

Sometimes a vanity search dredges up some strange stuff.

 

[December]

I have a crush on Tristesse2 as well. What a fucking coincidence!

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I have a crush on Tristesse2 as well. What a fucking coincidence!

You're just saying that to get at my Star Wars computer.

 

[richard_daily]

You're just saying that to get at my Star Wars computer.

Want to be gay robots together?

 

[December]

You're just saying that to get at my Star Wars computer.

Dude...don't fucking tease me like that. It isn't fair.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Want to be gay robots together?

You're one kinky man, ya know?

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Dude...don't fucking tease me like that. It isn't fair.

Ooops, were you being serious?

 

[December]

Ooops, were you being serious?

YES! Christ sakes. You mean you were unaware? I don't keep my eyes on just anyone around here, but I've kept them on you for years now.

I am crushed.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

How does one - um - celebrate a girly crush? Should I send you flowers?

 

[December]

How does one - um - celebrate a girly crush? Should I send you flowers?

Yes and I'm going to require chocolate now as well.

 

[piccicatopolka]

I want to crush her with my bewbs.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Yes and I'm going to require chocolate now as well.

I can't see this relationship lasting.....

I want to crush her with my bewbs.

Your bewbs wouldn't cruch a Twinkie they're too soft so smother away. *deep inhale*

 

[December]

I can't see this relationship lasting.....

You harlot!

 

[Noor]

I can't do a vanity search anymore, my name is too short :-(

 

[QueenLevitra]

I can't do a vanity search anymore, my name is too short :-(

Did you try wrapping it in quotes?

 

[CHNOPS]

Did you try wrapping it in quotes?

I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country Noor let them eat cake.

It says that's too long now.

 

[QueenLevitra]

I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country Noor let them eat cake.

It says that's too long now.

:chuckles:

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

You harlot!

*cries and throws the box of Laura Secord at you followed by the long stemmed copper roses from Thrifty's *

 

[Sean]

I can't do a vanity search anymore, my name is too short :-(

*noor

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I can't do a vanity search anymore, my name is too short :-(

Have you tried namery augmentation?

 

[piccicatopolka]

Your bewbs wouldn't crush a Twinkie they're too soft so smother away. *deep inhale*

We could put a Twinkie between your bewb and mine... then crush it. *nods*

 

[December]

*cries and throws the box of Laura Secord at you followed by the long stemmed copper roses from Thrifty's *

Great. Now I feel guilty. Typical woman!

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Great. Now I feel guilty. Typical woman!

You know I love you.

Now I'm exhausted.

 

[garbage can]

You know I love you.

Now I'm exhausted.

Did you cum....??....

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Did you cum....??....

We all did - earth shattering.