Bdsm Diy

[Stella_Omega]

I hate seeing the consumer mindset taking over BDSM toys.

Over on fetlife, someone just asked about getting a doghouse large enough for a man, with the implication that all of their lovely petplay plans would be ruined if they couldn't find one on the market.

Make your own.

I like to make my own toys. Admittedly, sometimes I get more into making and less into playing! And I have better-than-average skills. But a chunk of broomstick and some rope will hold a bottom's legs apart just as implacably as the finest of spun-aluminum and elkhide dingus from the Stockroom.

I want to make a new one. It will have ringbolts about five inches apart all along its length to make it more versatile.

 

[HottieMama]

I love kitchen utensils as impact play toys. I have a Paula Deen rolling pin that is FANTASTIC!!!!!!

This is it...

 

[Stella_Omega]

I love kitchen utensils as impact play toys. I have a Paula Deen rolling pin that is FANTASTIC!!!!!!

This is it...

whoah mama!

 

[HottieMama]

whoah mama!

What?!?!? LOL... It's very thuddy...deep impact... Like the kind you feel three days later... (Disclaimer...this is used on my ass/upper thighs only. No bony areas or close to the kidneys, etc...)

 

[libbyboy]

I love kitchen utensils as impact play toys. I have a Paula Deen rolling pin that is FANTASTIC!!!!!!

This is it...

I bet you love it

 

[LucyH]

One nice thing about certain improvised toys is that you can leave them in plain sight without anyone realizing what they're for. There's nothing really odd about keeping a ruler in my pencil holder, or about having a roll of duct tape in the drawer with scissors and stuff. And it'd be weird if I didn't have coat hangers in my closet.

I was never too good at constructing things, though - just perverting pre-existing objects.

 

[lilcuriouscatt]

I love the look on my boy's face when he acts up and then suddenly realizes that I don't have to go all the way to the playroom to get something to paddle his cute little ass with.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

I love kitchen utensils as impact play toys. I have a Paula Deen rolling pin that is FANTASTIC!!!!!!

This is it...

The kitchen is the perfect place to find interesting toys ... spatulas, corn-on-the-cob holders, cheese graters, whisks of various sizes, snack bag clips ... to name just a few.

 

[His_pet_slut]

Wooden spoons. 'nuff said.

 

[Cattypuss]

Oh. From the title of the thread I thought it was gonna be about self-flagellation or something - half-expected radepor to come barrelling in, enthusing about his one-man activities!

I wish I could make stuff. I turn into a cack-handed idiot as soon as you put me in charge of a hammer or a screwdriver.

 

[Scotsman69]

Creep into my workshop...

said the wolf to the pussy.

Oh. From the title of the thread I thought it was gonna be about self-flagellation or something - half-expected radepor to come barrelling in, enthusing about his one-man activities!

I wish I could make stuff. I turn into a cack-handed idiot as soon as you put me in charge of a hammer or a screwdriver.

 

[Primalex]

I hate seeing the consumer mindset taking over BDSM toys.

Over on fetlife, someone just asked about getting a doghouse large enough for a man, with the implication that all of their lovely petplay plans would be ruined if they couldn't find one on the market.

I like to make my own toys. Admittedly, sometimes I get more into making and less into playing

And did you write your own world wide web browser? Why the fuck are you on a website, if you just use the tools someone else made? Fucking consumer mindset taking over the internet. I write my own software and sometimes I get more into writing it and less into using it.

 

[YourCaptor]

I love the look on my boy's face when he acts up and then suddenly realizes that I don't have to go all the way to the playroom to get something to paddle his cute little ass with.

That's funny

 

[ponysslave]

Love DIY stuff... a couple years ago, M used an ice dildo on me made from freezing water in a paper towel tube. Wowsa.

 

[Sir_Sonis]

...........

 

[ponysslave]

& the evidence just disappears.....

I totally agree with the idea of consumer-less bdsm approach, imaginative 2nd use for everyday items is the way - my current fav is an electronic bug zapper

But the to play devils advocate although I do enjoy shoping for something 'specialised'

Reduce, reuse & recycle.

 

[libbyboy]

Reduce, reuse & recycle.

Popsicles are better

 

[Stella_Omega]

Popsicles are better

I worry about a yeast infection from the sugar water.

 

[libbyboy]

I worry about a yeast infection from the sugar water.

A Yeast infection in the chicken coop indeed

 

[Stella_Omega]

A Yeast infection in the chicken coop indeed

And nothing tastes like chicken anymore.

 

[libbyboy]

And nothing tastes like chicken anymore.

Breasts are the delicacy these days

 

[Stella_Omega]

Breasts are the delicacy these days

I'm a leg rooster, myself.

 

[libbyboy]

How do you spread ;,,them legs

 

[Stella_Omega]

How do you spread ;,,them legs

One pair of panties at a time.

More or less.

 

[libbyboy]

One pair of panties at a time.

More or less.

Cockadoodledoo~Namaste