Subpoena says ALL Lit Summonsed

[stickwork]

in short, anyone posting as of 02/21/2012 will be called to Grand Jury. I guess all fucked up and it's time to circle the wagons. Shame. This was a fun place and sex seemed kinda secondary.

 

[Peregrinator]

Damned Mayans again!

 

[MNGuy]

What subpoena?

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

My clock stopped at exactly 11:59 PM, 02/20/12. For once, a clock made in China did something right!

 

[stickwork]

Damned Mayans again!

Fuckers.

It's probably an Irish/Celtic calendar thing tho.

 

[lovetoread]

This would be smallest crowd ever since there are only 3 people posting plus L&M.

The rest are alts shared amongest the 3.

 

[Byron In Exile]

This would be smallest crowd ever since there are only 3 people posting plus L&M.

The rest are alts shared amongest the 3.

He said, "as of," so it's open-ended.

 

[lovetoread]

He said, "as of," so it's open-ended.

Can you imagine signing up for an acct to get some jack-off material and receiving a summons that basically outs you?

That would be awesome to film and make into one of those You're Busted! reality shows.

 

[Saint Peter]

Can you imagine signing up for an acct to get some jack-off material and receiving a summons that basically outs you?

That would be awesome to film and make into one of those You're Busted! reality shows.

"Honey, I have to go to court today."

"Why."

"It is nothing, really. What's for dinner tonight?"

 

[Byron In Exile]

Can you imagine signing up for an acct to get some jack-off material and receiving a summons that basically outs you?

That would be awesome to film and make into one of those You're Busted! reality shows.

I'd go with Lance and his puppy.

 

[Byron In Exile]

"You dropped acid??"

You had to ask?

 

[KRCummings]

I'd love to see everyone here in court. It'd be hilarious. Whole bunch of bullshit internet egos suddenly deflated.

 

[Tom_Foolery]

I'd love to see everyone here in court. It'd be hilarious. Whole bunch of bullshit internet egos suddenly deflated.

Agreed, and your manlike features would be self evident.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Agreed, and your manlike features would be self evident.

Like the stench of your feminine wiles will knock 'em dead.

 

[Tom_Foolery]

Like the stench of your feminine wiles will knock 'em dead.

Did you need an alt to tell me this? I mean really.

 

[bluemoves01]

They will have to extradite me

 

[cjh]

Summons is a noun.

/pedantry

 

[islandman]

That would be one hell of a get-together.

 

[KRCummings]

That would be one hell of a get-together.

We could make a drinking game out of every time Cade has to answer when a Lit name is called.
Or drink every time LT starts crying like a little girl on the stand.

 

[Sean]

As long as they fly me first class, I'll show up.

 

[KRCummings]

As long as they fly me first class, I'll show up.

It's the government. You'd be lucky to not get seated on the wing.

 

[KRCummings]

"So Mr. Johnson, you're saying it's not true that you're a 21 year old nymphomaniac cheerleader that enjoys erotic stories about incest?"

 

[pink]

AW Man, do I have to show?

 

[Sean]

It's the government. You'd be lucky to not get seated on the wing.

12 hours to CA if you fly polar. Fuck that.

 

[free_and_easy]

"So Mr. Johnson, you're saying it's not true that you're a 21 year old nymphomaniac cheerleader that enjoys erotic stories about incest?"

Best post of the day...by far!!!!