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Rob posted something awfully unethical?

Wobnoid said:
Gotta say... that "nice peachy peach time" is about the funniest visual foisted on me all day... You more than still got it. Totally Linsomethingortheother!
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Whew, I'm so glad I didn't post a picture of Nick Cage from 'Face/Off' because apparently, he can eat a peach for hours.

When did people stop loving the wit and banter of Ellie? Her smackdown on page one was hilarious. Doesn't matter that she was a tad clueless but c'mon, like she pretty much said, not everybody breathes and lives this place.
 
Wobnoid said:
Line's over there. Relax. Take a ticket and eat a cake. We'll pay you more attention at some point. They'll call your number. Promise...
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Ham, of all posters, is the least likely to post for attention's sake.

If you're looking for those, look to the Laurie addict below.


Ham Murabi said:
The mystery man changed his named and is now wobclownmouth. Otherwise nothing much has changed.
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As if that represents a change?



Johnny_Ray_Wilson said:
You put the poison in comedy.
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No, he just puts the poison in himself. The rest is.... *spiral hand gesture circling in the air*

What is there to say? It's Rory. He's a fucknut.

mercury14 said:
Look how excited you were though.
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Excited? Oh, merc. If you think this is me "excited..."

*shakes head sadly*


mercury14 said:
He didn't get banned. Ellie got all giddy thinking he did but turns out she's pretty gullible.
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As gullible as KFC? Oh, erm, excuse me... KRC, I mean. You know... the one whose insightful opinion without evidence (indeed, against evidence) led her to swear you weren't using alts?

*points and laughs*

If I were her, you'd be the last person I'd want coming to my defense at the moment.

Just sayin'.

As for Rob, I'm sure he knows as much as most anyone with a synapse or two firing their brain that this thread is in the spirit of good jest. If I were really pissed off at Rob and thought he was as low as you, he'd know it.

Just like you did.

Flipping you off as joyously as Flipper,
Ellie
 
EllieTalbot said:
As gullible as KFC?
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You're way more gullible than KRC. You're very vulnerable to rumors and hype.

And you're also obese and live an unhealthy lifestyle.


EllieTalbot said:
Oh, erm, excuse me... KRC, I mean. You know... the one whose insightful opinion without evidence (indeed, against evidence) led her to swear you weren't using alts?
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Aww, you're confused again honey bunny. :cathappy:

Anyway, which diets have you tried already? Atkins and South Beach probably didn't work for you. Have you tried a life coach to help you make better choices? I hear for fat women they can help you shop more responsibly.


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mercury14 said:
I will never, ever admit to what as ASS I just made of myself. Instead, I give you this picture of some heffalump chick with cellulite, because I can't refute anything Ellie said, and everyone knows it. And for those who don't, damn it, I fucking made the stupid mistake of admitting to my bullshit and it's quoted for posterity.

God, why am I such a loser? After all, "I just come here to read erotic stories and 'get pulled' into this bullshit because of my shortcomings." I have no control at all of what I type on my keyboard. *pathetic sneeze-whiffle*


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why so much hate?

Also, I think the woman in the pink panties is a cutie .. I may steal that pic and repost in the bbw threads...
 
So, merc...

It's getting to be close to midnight here, the truth-telling hour, such as it is... and I'm earnestly informing you that haven't even the slimmest idea of how crappy you're making yourself out to be.

Oh, FFS. Why am I even bothering with telling you? You are a guy, after all, who did... well, what you did, blithely unaware of what a slimeball you were revealing yourself to be.

So, by all means, you may as well keep going and finish the job. I can't make it worse for you than you already are.

Goodnight from Greenland,
The Girl From Ipanema
 
EllieTalbot said:
So, merc...

It's getting to be close to midnight here, the truth-telling hour, such as it is... and I'm earnestly informing you that haven't even the slimmest idea of how crappy you're making yourself out to be.

Oh, FFS. Why am I even bothering with telling you? You are a guy, after all, who did... well, what you did, blithely unaware of what a slimeball you were revealing yourself to be.

So, by all means, you may as well keep going and finish the job. I can't make it worse for you than you already are.

Goodnight from Greenland,
The Girl From Ipanema
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Seriously Ellie, do you think I mean or care about anything I'm saying? It's moronic internet blather that I don't care about, just like your horribly misconceived Jihad against me was. But no mater how much I tell you I'm demonstrating a point you seem to take me seriously. :rolleyes:

I don't particularly like or dislike anyone here. Except my wife whom I adore.
 
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December said:
Hello Ellie. :kiss:
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So I post a goodnight only to see merc's already backing away and you pop in with a greeting!
Damn it.

Now, merc's neither here nor there, but now you made me wanna post again because it's you. So...

Hey, sweets. How've things been? :kiss:

Happy in Hattenfield,
Ellie
 
EllieTalbot said:
So I post a goodnight only to see merc's already backing away and you pop in with a greeting!
Damn it.

Now, merc's neither here nor there, but now you made me wanna post again because it's you. So...

Hey, sweets. How've things been? :kiss:

Happy in Hattenfield,
Ellie
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Eh, you know. Same shit, different day. Family day holiday tomorrow, the kid and the boyfriend are both home for it. Gonna spend the day playing Star Wars Trouble and Monopoly. I'm making a casserole for us to munch on, and I already cut up some fruit and veggies for snacks. I plan on doing as little cooking and/or responsible chores tomorrow as possible.

Went swimming today, I saw a boy with a tattoo on his back that said Ellie. Huge lettering, I hope she never leaves him. Reminded me of you, anyways.
 
mercury14 said:
Seriously Ellie, do you think I mean or care about anything I'm saying? It's moronic internet blather that I don't care about, just like your horribly misconceived Jihad against me was. But no mater how much I tell you I'm demonstrating a point you seem to take me seriously. :rolleyes:

I don't particularly like or dislike anyone here. Except my wife whom I adore.
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Seriously, Merc, why should I, or anyone else here, believe anything you say at all? Before you were outed you used to rail about integrity in posting. You shrilly demanded apologies from me for even accusing you having an alt, and when you admitted I was right, you merely got worse and tried to play off your shit behavior as my fault.

Now look at you... vacillating from trying to be clever, to outright trolling, to licking my hand once you realize you're being beaten at your own game.

Okay, that was harsh. You're not licking my hand. After all, you're still trying to play the false revisionist card, which you know won't hold up under the scrutiny you'd like to avoid.

It's fine if you want to be on better terms, but if you're a mature individual, then you already know how to do that, and you know you haven't come anywhere close to taking those steps.

Toodles Til Then,
Ellie
 
December said:
Eh, you know. Same shit, different day. Family day holiday tomorrow, the kid and the boyfriend are both home for it. Gonna spend the day playing Star Wars Trouble and Monopoly. I'm making a casserole for us to munch on, and I already cut up some fruit and veggies for snacks. I plan on doing as little cooking and/or responsible chores tomorrow as possible.

Went swimming today, I saw a boy with a tattoo on his back that said Ellie. Huge lettering, I hope she never leaves him. Reminded me of you, anyways.
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*lol* It's going to be a long, painful tattoo removal job if she does leave him. Ouch.

Sounds like a pleasant day ahead, even if it's mundane. Nothing wrong with mundane, especially if you're creative with casseroles.

Not much new here either, 'cept my new neighbor is starting to get annoying. Her washer/dryer is right up against my bedroom wall.

Our wall is thin.

She knows this.

She lives alone.

Is her habit of doing three loads of laundry a night, four nights a week, between the hours of 1:30 - 5:30 a.m. indicative of:

a) an obsessive/compulsive cleaning habit
b) a desire to drive the neighbor nuts
c) simple carelessness
d) a sign that she posts here and I pissed her off?

Wondering in a Winnebago,
Ellie
 
EllieTalbot said:
*lol* It's going to be a long, painful tattoo removal job if she does leave him. Ouch.

Sounds like a pleasant day ahead, even if it's mundane. Nothing wrong with mundane, especially if you're creative with casseroles.

Not much new here either, 'cept my new neighbor is starting to get annoying. Her washer/dryer is right up against my bedroom wall.

Our wall is thin.

She knows this.

She lives alone.

Is her habit of doing three loads of laundry a night, four nights a week, between the hours of 1:30 - 5:30 a.m. indicative of:

a) an obsessive/compulsive cleaning habit
b) a desire to drive the neighbor nuts
c) simple carelessness
d) a sign that she posts here and I pissed her off?

Wondering in a Winnebago,
Ellie
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Maybe she's a night owl. You ought to just ask her why she does her laundry so late and if she'd mind stopping.

Mundane indeed. I tried to relax all weekend, no avail. Monday happens to be a holiday, I am damn well taking it!

I'm sleepy again now, though. I should get some more shut eye.

With regards to Rob, I am sure he will be back. As you saw earlier, Laurel confirmed he was not really banned. Dude has way too much to say not to come back. I doubt we'll see GracefullyYours again though.
 
EllieTalbot said:
It's fine if you want to be on better terms, but if you're a mature individual, then you already know how to do that, and you know you haven't come anywhere close to taking those steps.
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You honestly don't know there's shit on your own boots do you Miss Hypocrite?

Really though, I've seen few people care so much about what a random internet person says. You react to the mercury14 persona way too much. And I keep telling you not to care because internet flame wars are stupid 100% of the time, definitely including this one. Not to mention mercury14 doesn't exist. He's a character on a porn board. You're like a kid going off on a puppet.
 
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mercury14 said:
You honestly don't know there's shit on your own boots do you Miss Hypocrite?

Really though, I've seen few people care so much about what a random internet person says. You react to the mercury14 persona way too much. And I keep telling you not to care because internet flame wars are stupid 100% of the time, definitely including this one. Not to mention mercury14 doesn't exist. He's a character on a porn board.
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A character that you apparently would have been content to let her think was real until you were proven a fake. It's funny but, I don't think you'd have been harping at Ellie or anyone else to stop taking you seriously before the big outing. :rolleyes:
 
December said:
A character that you apparently would have been content to let her think was real until you were proven a fake. It's funny but, I don't think you'd have been harping at Ellie or anyone else to stop taking you seriously before the big outing. :rolleyes:
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First off there was no outing. Ellie continues to labor under many such misconceptions. In my years here I have been accused of having some alt or another by more people than I can recall. Each time I'm supposed to be someone else.

The only difference here is that Ellie cares so much about me that she made three separate threads and two hundred angry posts about how she thinks I have an alt. Please note that I am not exaggerating this figure - Ellie will verify it or you can look in her post history.

Then she declared that she doesn't really care that much. And because she's so mature she's above personal attacks. That's who your friend is, December.
 
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mercury14 said:
First off there was no outing. Ellie continues to labor under many such misconceptions. In my years here I have been accused of having some alt or another by more people than I can recall. Each time I'm supposed to be someone else.

The only difference here is that Ellie cares so much about me that she made three separate threads and two hundred angry posts about how she thinks I have an alt. Please note that I am not exaggerating this figure - Ellie will verify it or you can look in her post history.

Then she declared that she doesn't really care that much. And because she's so mature she's above personal attacks. That's who your friend is, December.
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Boy, do I feel enlightened now. I guess I'll just take your word for it and mosey along. Has anyone told you lately how refreshing you are?
 
mercury14 said:
You honestly don't know there's shit on your own boots do you Miss Hypocrite?

Really though, I've seen few people care so much about what a random internet person says. You react to the mercury14 persona way too much. And I keep telling you not to care because internet flame wars are stupid 100% of the time, definitely including this one. Not to mention mercury14 doesn't exist. He's a character on a porn board. You're like a kid going off on a puppet.
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Originally Posted by mercury14 View Post
You honestly don't know there's shit on your own boots do you Miss Hypocrite?

Really though, I've seen few people care so much about what a random internet person says. You react to the mercury14 persona way too much. And I keep telling you not to care because internet flame wars are stupid 100% of the time, definitely including this one. Not to mention mercury14 doesn't exist. He's a character on a porn board.
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December said:
A character that you apparently would have been content to let her think was real until you were proven a fake. It's funny but, I don't think you'd have been harping at Ellie or anyone else to stop taking you seriously before the big outing. :rolleyes:
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Word to the wise: refrain from replying to merc within ten minutes of whatever post of his you're responding to. He cares so very little about what he says that he's prone to edit in significant changes (usually lame insuilts that amount to little more than Pee-Wee Hermanisms like "I know you are but what am I?") after he's posted it.


December said:
Maybe she's a night owl. You ought to just ask her why she does her laundry so late and if she'd mind stopping.

Mundane indeed. I tried to relax all weekend, no avail. Monday happens to be a holiday, I am damn well taking it!

I'm sleepy again now, though. I should get some more shut eye.

With regards to Rob, I am sure he will be back. As you saw earlier, Laurel confirmed he was not really banned. Dude has way too much to say not to come back. I doubt we'll see GracefullyYours again though.
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Well, nighty night.

But darn you for leaving on that note, because I have no idea what happened to Gracefully Yours and damned if I'm not too sleepy to stay up for more gossip.

WTF, people? I leave for one damn week.

Anyway, take your holiday, snooze to heart's content and please, have sweet dreams. There's nothing worse than a rare chance to sleep in that's ruined by nightmares.

Or the spin cycle of an washing machine with a badly balanced load. I'll take your advice and politely ask my neighbor what the situation is, but I admit to some hesitation. Thursday she started yelling obscenities at someone who was knocking on her door, until she found out it was the UPS guy.

Thin walls.

Ergh.

Testy in a Tenement,
Ellie
 
My whole point is that internet flame wars are stupid (it was my old point as well but Ellie apparently fails at memory). I might have an alt and Ellie "I lost 25 pounds without even knowing it" Talbot might not be obese. Who the hell cares? I don't care that Ellie is (probably/possibly) big. I just say it to parody her own habit of personal attacks.

The frightening part though is that she's capable of spending a heap of hours of her life making 200 personal attack posts at a single target and then claiming she's just did something mature.
 
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