Sir_Winston54
Assume the position!
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Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?Why is it a pair of panties but only one bra?
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Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?Why is it a pair of panties but only one bra?
Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?
Why are boxing rings square?
If teachers taught, why don't preachers praught?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
Nah, I was joking.... Mostly. But I am tired of all the "you need a partner to be happy" crap that is spewed at single people (especially on Valentines day) I know just as many unhappy people in relationships. Let's just agree people are unhappy. Hehehe
I was especially joking about the hiding of bodies... No need to go snooping around the desert outside Vegas.
Sneezing, cold, and congested![]()

Same here - not fun!
*hands umb a box of extra soft tissues, a vat of homemade chicken soup, and a big, fuzzy bathrobe*
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My tonsils are the size of golf balls. Painful ones.
You can share some of my soup.
CP... get 'em yanked, k? There's really no other sensible resolution. Pain in some contexts can be good, but this is not one of those contexts. That's not to mention the fact that the germy little bastards causing that swelling can, under the right/wrong circumstances, spread to other parts of your body and create some serious issues.My tonsils are the size of golf balls. Painful ones.
Thank you. Have you got any ice cream?
I wish. I can't keep the stuff in my house because it's the only think I'd eat.
CP... get 'em yanked, k? There's really no other sensible resolution. Pain in some contexts can be good, but this is not one of those contexts. That's not to mention the fact that the germy little bastards causing that swelling can, under the right/wrong circumstances, spread to other parts of your body and create some serious issues.
Good thoughts are beaming your way, lightspeed-plus!
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If you can avoid yanking your tonsils, do so, because they are part of your immune system.
I know this sounds gross, but you can often open the swelling, by gargling a few times with hot water-- hot tea, actually, is really good for this-- and then physically pressing them with your fingers. Spit out the pus! then gargle with warm salt water to encourage them to close.
Sometimes that's enough to cure the infection.
Stella, that has put me RIGHT off my cream of chicken soup!!!!!!!!
I see the logic in what you say though.... I'll sleep on it!
