Now we know not to talk about pedos

I think he's probably the one responsible for posting pictures of my cock around here a few years back, which by the way, got me a few sessions of phone sex from interested ladies.

Sorry for all of the stupid comments I have said to you.

None of them were hopefully taken personally.
 
Ok who are you and what have you done with Jake?

Edit: But it is a nice change. :)

The whole drama here the past couple of days has just affected me.

I have issues from the past that I need to deal with in a much better way than attacking those who are innocent.

I have been silent for so long and once I started to talk I could not shut up.

So I need to find a kinder and gentler medium for my thoughts.
 
Just admit you cybered her

Why dont you start a support group for the masses who wanked to her voice

Yeah, that's original, jake...

...did Karen Kraft reject you, too?

I think he's probably the one responsible for posting pictures of my cock around here a few years back, which by the way, got me a few sessions of phone sex from interested ladies.

dick dreamin'...

Please do elucidate* on the intimacy.

See the Law of Identity...

...yw.
 
The whole drama here the past couple of days has just affected me.

I have issues from the past that I need to deal with in a much better way than attacking those who are innocent.

I have been silent for so long and once I started to talk I could not shut up.

So I need to find a kinder and gentler medium for my thoughts.

You are off to a nice start Jake. Now, what am I gonna do with my "ass" ? :D
 
Did your wife pay for your Andy Rooney acting lessons...

...too?

No wonder "she's not happy"...

...friggin' stiff.
An Andy Rooney joke! And to think, people say you're awkward and out of touch.
 
An Andy Rooney joke! And to think, people say you're awkward and out of touch.

Don't mock the poor fuck for being old school, now. He's still got mint condition editions of Rona Barrett's Gossip magazine, sealed in mylar and ready for double-digit eBay trading!

http://cdn102.iofferphoto.com/img/item/188/701/780/rona-barrett-s-gossip-magazine-1978-shaun-cassidy-abd38.JPG

Oh, they laughed at Eyer every time he went to the hometown 7/11 to get the latest ish off the magazine turnstile come Wednesday afternoon, whisk it back home under his crooked elbow and peruse the juicy details of a then royalty-like H'wood celebrity circuit before slipping it into time-resisting plastic...but with those out-of-print editions ready to put a dent in the collector's market forty years later, he would have the last laugh!
 
An Andy Rooney joke! And to think, people say you're awkward and out of touch.

Don't mock the poor fuck for being old school, now. He's still got mint condition editions of Rona Barrett's Gossip magazine, sealed in mylar and ready for double-digit eBay trading!

It's nice to see you finally - literally - reveal that vetteman/koalabear insecurity thing you always have going on...
 
It's nice to see you finally - literally - reveal that vetteman/koalabear insecurity thing you always have going on...

Damage control not even ten minutes in! Dayum! Assuming I'm not the only one hitting your bruised and needy psyche around the court like a used tennis ball, you'll be up all night long chasing your phantom windmills at this rate, Quixote.

On other unrelated matters, how was your burrito dinner? Just trying to figure out how you got Mexican takeout when you're supposedly so far away from the yoke of civilization. Or did you move back into town from your brokeback mountain recently?
 
You are too hysterical. I seriously was going to post that, but thought that would have been too evil overkill!

On that note... :D

liftan10 just enlightened me to this... MY EARS!!! :eek: I never could have imagined Shatner would do this, but then again why should it surprise me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKo4FMzt_hM


LMAO I never saw this before. Talk about evil overkill :D


Thanks for sharing
 
You are too hysterical. I seriously was going to post that, but thought that would have been too evil overkill!

On that note... :D

liftan10 just enlightened me to this... MY EARS!!! :eek: I never could have imagined Shatner would do this, but then again why should it surprise me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKo4FMzt_hM

Just......as I.....was about to.....get.......Capt. Kirk......outta.....my system completely..... :D
 
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