What is the purpose of a party?

[Mike_Yates]

Why do people go to parties?

What is the purpose of a party?

I have never been to a party. I don't have any fun.

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[hobbit.]

Why do people go to parties?

What is the purpose of a party?

I have never been to a party. I don't have any fun.

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its main use's are to piss the neighbours off and highlight to those not invited that they have not been invited.

 

[PlasticBunny]

YouTube videos of you sitting at home alone at your computer monitor are far less interesting.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Hi Micheal,

Good to hear from you again. Parties are just a bunch of hullabaloo and commotion. My philosophy is "if you get lonely, buy a dog!" Ha ha. I have so many dogs

Yours,

Lord Steve

 

[Mike_Yates]

YouTube videos of you sitting at home alone at your computer monitor are far less interesting.

That's exactly what I've been doing for most of my life. I don't know anything else. No friends, no girlfriend, most of my family is deceased, minimal social skills, etc....

My unusual and isolated upbringing is to blame for my reclusive lifestyle.

I raised myself, everything I know I taught to myself.

 

[missfangbanger]

Why do people go to parties?

What is the purpose of a party?

I have never been to a party. I don't have any fun.

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I love parties but in my case it is just an excuse to get too wasted say stupid things, do stupid things, dancing badly and chattng absolute shit to people.
so my sort of thing

 

[semen4her]

Two words.

Date. Rape.

 

[hobbit.]

Two words.

Date. Rape.

hypno.tism. lower carbon footprint than rohypnol.

 

[CandiCame]

I love parties but in my case it is just an excuse to get too wasted say stupid things, do stupid things, dancing badly and chattng absolute shit to people.
so my sort of thing

This. Parties are a way to blow off steam from all the other shit going on in your life. It can be anything relaxing- it doesn't have to be drugs; some of the best parties I've ever thrown have the word "Lan" in front of them.

As far as pharm parties go, though, it is a good excuse to get free drugs. The more wasted the dealer gets, the lower the price. One of my buddies was selling shroom chocolates once, $35 a pop at the beginning, but by the end he was handing them out like it was Halloween in the Mushroom Kingdom. Because he was wasted. Ironically, shrooms are a very personal drug- you find yourself getting pissed off and you have to kinda stand back and say, "I can't let this trip get bad,".

Anyway- I was never terribly social before college, when I realized that most folk aren't such giant assholes once they grow up. It kinda gives you confidence in yourself once you realize that.

 

[BossMan62]

Why do people go to parties?

What is the purpose of a party?

I have never been to a party. I don't have any fun.

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To have fun Mikey, meet new people and if youre lucky, you may get laid.

 

[sweepthefloor]

To play spin the bottle, and strip poker.

 

[Mike_Yates]

This girl likes to party.

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[Super-Surprise]

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