Forced Prisoner Ass Hair Removal - Constitutional?

[FloridaCouple]

Ass hair causes people to use extra toilet paper. Prisoners are wasting tax payer dollars by wiping their hairy asses. Benefits of a clean-shaven ass:
a. less toilet paper used = lessened burden on taxpayers
b. weaker inmates, when forced to toss a stronger inmate's salad, will not have to tolerate a really stinky ass

Is it constitutional to make them shave (or Nair) their ass? Some states have taken away Weights because of injuries that burden taxpayers. So there seems to be a precedent to saving taxpayer funds.

 

[1sickbastard]

Ass hair causes people to use extra toilet paper. Prisoners are wasting tax payer dollars by wiping their hairy asses. Benefits of a clean-shaven ass:
a. less toilet paper used = lessened burden on taxpayers
b. weaker inmates, when forced to toss a stronger inmate's salad, will not have to tolerate a really stinky ass

Is it constitutional to make them shave (or Nair) their ass? Some states have taken away Weights because of injuries that burden taxpayers. So there seems to be a precedent to saving taxpayer funds.

I think it would depend on which Federal Circuit Court heard the case and what the specific arguements are.

But it does have to be noted that convicted criminals do not have they same set of rights and privledges as the rest of the citizenry, especially while said convicts are serving time.

 

[ChinaBandit]

Wow. You are fried!

 

[phrodeau]

Prisoners get toilet paper? Slash that budget!

 

[ChinaBandit]

If I were an inmate, I'd refuse to wipe my ass. In fact, I'd let the shit cake over butt and down my legs to ensure my anus were as unattractive as possible.

 

[mercury14]

If I were an inmate, I'd refuse to wipe my ass. In fact, I'd let the shit cake over butt and down my legs to ensure my anus were as unattractive as possible.

I LOL'd.

 

[FloridaCouple]

If I were an inmate, I'd refuse to wipe my ass. In fact, I'd let the shit cake over butt and down my legs to ensure my anus were as unattractive as possible.

That would not help. They just use your moth for their pleasure.

On second thought, shaving/nairing it off is too easy. We should wax their ass hair off.

 

[mark197205]

That would not help. They just use your moth for their pleasure.

On second thought, shaving/nairing it off is too easy. We should wax their ass hair off.

You first.

 

[Saint Peter]

Mr. Couple wants to get a job in the prison ass barber shop.

 

[FloridaCouple]

Mr. Couple wants to get a job in the prison ass barber shop.

It would be an honorable job. But a costly one. You have any idea how many pairs of scissors I could lose up those loos asses? Plenty, I can tell you that.

On the plus side, I can sell the ass hair to a Chinese firm that wakes wigs for chemo therapy patients.

 

[CandiCame]

That would not help. They just use your moth for their pleasure.

On second thought, shaving/nairing it off is too easy. We should wax their ass hair off.

That's what I do. True story. Get that image out of your head.

 

[Comshaw]

Ass hair causes people to use extra toilet paper. Prisoners are wasting tax payer dollars by wiping their hairy asses. Benefits of a clean-shaven ass:
a. less toilet paper used = lessened burden on taxpayers
b. weaker inmates, when forced to toss a stronger inmate's salad, will not have to tolerate a really stinky ass

Is it constitutional to make them shave (or Nair) their ass? Some states have taken away Weights because of injuries that burden taxpayers. So there seems to be a precedent to saving taxpayer funds.

I think it would be the best thing for humanity if you and eyer breed. Ya'll might come out with an offspring approaching normal.


Comshaw

 

[Mike_Yates]

Ass hair causes people to use extra toilet paper. Prisoners are wasting tax payer dollars by wiping their hairy asses. Benefits of a clean-shaven ass:
a. less toilet paper used = lessened burden on taxpayers
b. weaker inmates, when forced to toss a stronger inmate's salad, will not have to tolerate a really stinky ass

Is it constitutional to make them shave (or Nair) their ass? Some states have taken away Weights because of injuries that burden taxpayers. So there seems to be a precedent to saving taxpayer funds.

I guess prison rapists love to fuck a clean-shaven asshole.

 

[FloridaCouple]

I guess prison rapists love to fuck a clean-shaven asshole.

I heard they prefer it.

 

[hobbit.]

why not just remove their lower bowel and fit a colostomy bag? they could post it out of their cell each day, and therefore be confined 24/7.

 

[garbage can]

On second thought, shaving/nairing it off is too easy. We should wax their ass hair off.

I'm thinking more like hair removal with sulphuric acid...