God doesn't exist

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Or the asshole and the genitals would be further apart.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

Faith was just found in a shallow grave.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Faith was just found in a shallow grave.

The dog will dig it up.

And "dog" spelled backwards is "Bronze Age Desert Sky King".

 

[Marci_M]

God just PM'ed me and assured me that she's alive and well! And I believe her

 

[RoryN]

Or the asshole and the genitals would be further apart.

He had to commit to the design. By that point, he'd already made hands.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

God just PM'ed me and assured me that she's alive and well! And I believe her

Finally. Proof.

 

[phrodeau]

They tell us that God is a Trinity, so the design was done by committee.

 

[hummermania]

God must exist...

Otherwise churches would pay taxes.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

They tell us that God is a Trinity, so the design was done by committee.

In the original design he had fins and theme music by Danny Elfman.

 

[pointless]

then why the fuck are you even talking about him? fucking weirdo.

 

[clutch1]

God is not a woman!
If god was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

then why the fuck are you even talking about him? fucking weirdo.

Pointless, I know.

 

[pointless]

you know nothing!!! and!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

About binomial theorem I am teeming with a lot of news.

 

[1sickbastard]

Al Murray, a British comedian, proves that God exists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHEQmfqnKZw

 

[pointless]

About binomial theorem I am teeming with a lot of news.

yes, but i have yet to hear a single cheerful fact about the square of the hypotenuse, you lying sack of fecal matter.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

yes, but i have yet to hear a single cheerful fact about the square of the hypotenuse, you lying sack of fecal matter.

It's equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. Let there be wine and chicken dancing!

 

[Saint Peter]

Pascal's Triangle.

Trinity-ish.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

The Devil is in the details.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Geometry is closer to God than God will ever be.

 

[bg23]

God is not a woman!
If god was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.

No...

You'd be able to orgasm from cuddling.

 

[pointless]

the really important question is whether or not you can actually tell on sight a mauser rifle from javelin. personally, i just don't buy it.

 

[Marci_M]

God is not a woman!
If god was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.

No way! If it did, no woman would ever get pregnant and we'd all have rotting teeth! That would be a totally unintelligent design.

 

[CandiCame]

God is not a woman!
If god was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.

Did someone call for me?

*eating a bowl of strawberries dipped in chocolate- washes it down with Cum D'Licious choco flavor*

 

[John Doe]

Ah, there it is again. The fallacious and ironically literal interpretation of the phrase "intelligent design". Not that the concept isn't bullshit. It's just bullshit for a different reason than you think it is.