I made a new toy!

[VaticanAssassin]

Stole the schematics of the net, and waisted a little money at Radio Shack and now I have my own Cell Phone Jammer!!!!

I am like a kid in a candy store!

I cut off three of my wifes calls last night and she is not very happy. A partner in the office next door, just complained about cell phone reception. This thing is going to get me in so much trouble but I love it!

Note: This is illegal so I did not really do it nor will I post instructions, let google be your friend if you have any interest in not doing this as well.....

 

[Honey123]

Stole the schematics of the net, and waisted a little money at Radio Shack and now I have my own Cell Phone Jammer!!!!

I am like a kid in a candy store!

I cut off three of my wifes calls last night and she is not very happy. A partner in the office next door, just complained about cell phone reception. This thing is going to get me in so much trouble but I love it!

Note: This is illegal so I did not really do it nor will I post instructions, let google be your friend if you have any interest in not doing this as well.....

you know Brookstone was selling a missile launcher that hooks up to your computer and shoots nerf-like darts at people you aim at through a webcam. You can also hook it up to your phone/ipad/etc...so when you aren't near your desk, but have the webcam on, you can shoot at people who are close to your desk without them seeing you do it...

I just thought you probably would enjoy that..

 

[MonaLittle]

*waves to honey* Hi Honey!

OMG..Vatican...I totally want one of those. They are illegal I thought?? I want one for the Train and the EL. I can't believe what some ppl talk about in public on their phones for everyone to hear.

*oops..just saw your blurb about them being illiegal

 

[Honey123]

*waves to honey* Hi Honey!

OMG..Vatican...I totally want one of those. They are illegal I thought?? I want one for the Train and the EL. I can't believe what some ppl talk about in public on their phones for everyone to hear.

Hi, beautiful!

 

[VaticanAssassin]

you know Brookstone was selling a missile launcher that hooks up to your computer and shoots nerf-like darts at people you aim at through a webcam. You can also hook it up to your phone/ipad/etc...so when you aren't near your desk, but have the webcam on, you can shoot at people who are close to your desk without them seeing you do it...

I just thought you probably would enjoy that..

Yes, that thing is awesome!

........ but it is not as much fun if you do not make it.
I have a Staples EASY button on my desk. I added a USB to it an did some other modifications. Now when someone pushes it, it say whatever I want to say

Right now it says..."Stop touching shit on my desk!"

 

[Honey123]

Yes, that thing is awesome!

........ but it is not as much fun if you do not make it.
I have a Staples EASY button on my desk. I added a USB to it an did some other modifications. Now when someone pushes it, it say whatever I want to say

Right now it says..."Stop touching shit on my desk!"

Seriously? LOL.. I love it!

 

[chillywilly2]

Yes, that thing is awesome!

........ but it is not as much fun if you do not make it.
I have a Staples EASY button on my desk. I added a USB to it an did some other modifications. Now when someone pushes it, it say whatever I want to say

Right now it says..."Stop touching shit on my desk!"

Ok, now one of those..I want...keep your fucking hands off

 

[Honey123]

or fart noises..

 

[Angellica1612]

You should market those, VA. I'd buy one!

 

[VaticanAssassin]

You should market those, VA. I'd buy one!

The schematics are on line. It is real simple and cheap....and yes I did load fart noises in to it at one time. I just got sick of everyone having to push it when they cam in my office and hearing "that was easy".

 

[Batch]

Yes, that thing is awesome!

........ but it is not as much fun if you do not make it.
I have a Staples EASY button on my desk. I added a USB to it an did some other modifications. Now when someone pushes it, it say whatever I want to say

Right now it says..."Stop touching shit on my desk!"

I admire the underlying evil.

 

[Angellica1612]

I admire the underlying evil.

Indeed

 

[Angellica1612]

The schematics are on line. It is real simple and cheap....and yes I did load fart noises in to it at one time. I just got sick of everyone having to push it when they cam in my office and hearing "that was easy".

If I tried it, I'd end up with about 6 parts left over, and I'd be at the emergency room getting stitches.

 

[Batch]

If I tried it, I'd end up with about 6 parts left over, and I'd be at the emergency room getting stitches.

At least you won't be assbackwards impaled on a tree with a pack of smokes and a flare.
*nods*

 

[Angellica1612]

At least you won't be assbackwards impaled on a tree with a pack of smokes and a flare.
*nods*

 

[VaticanAssassin]

FYI....Just got back from lunch. I could not really eat as I was too busy waiting for someone to get on their phone. Had to wait till the check had arrived....Then Bam!!!. A nice lady with big fake tits a few tables over accepts a call. Good by call

FUCKING AWESOME!

My wife says I am not permitted to bring it home tonight

 

[Batch]

or

It could be worse.

 

[Angellica1612]

or

It could be worse.

Do Not Tell Me That!

 

[Batch]

FYI....Just got back from lunch. I could not really eat as I was too busy waiting for someone to get on their phone. Had to wait till the check had arrived....Then Bam!!!. A nice lady with big fake tits a few tables over accepts a call. Good by call

FUCKING AWESOME!

My wife says I am not permitted to bring it home tonight

Oh dear. What to do?

It can't come into the house...

 

[Batch]

Do Not Tell Me That!

*lopsided grin*

 

[Angellica1612]

*lopsided grin*

I'm uninsured!

 

[Batch]

I'm uninsured!

It could be worse.