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Dad_of_Jake34 said:
He must have heard me wrong when he was growing up. I wanted him to be a "Motivational Talker" not a "Literotica Stalker."
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You're so .. articulate and .. rational. Are you sure you're Jakes dad? Maybe his mom was getting in on with the neighbors shiatsu behind your back.
 
Jaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeee! Why are you being such a bad boy? Why do mommy and daddy have to come back from the grave to discipline you? Are you still sexually frustrated? Why don't you take that money you have in the sock in your top drawer. You know the one next to the sock you call "Charlene" and do naughty things with? Take that money and get yourself a hooker. You will feel better. You don't want everyone here to know the truth do you? That you are a virgin? Sticking your cock through a doughnut hole does not count as "getting some sweet stuff" Jaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeee!
 
christy1989 said:
Can you not read??? I said I just thought the form was funny....Not about you or it being used on you!!! Nothing to do with YOU!!
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Oh I can read just fine, Mrs. Sex in the City.

You may be the worst ever at being subtle.

So quit while you're behind.

Do us all a favor.
 
justuandmekiddo said:
This isn't at all what I was expecting on this thread. I guess slow 911 responses is on another thread.
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Guess you just need to go back to the pen now.

With the rest of the swine.

This is the only adult thread 'round these parts.

I have come to speak the truth.
 
Dad_of_Jake34 said:
Jake, this is your dad. Stop all this nonsense. I knew your mom dressing you up like a girl for those pageants when you were younger was a bad idea.
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I am not responding to this trash.

Should be ashmaed of yourself for such personal and humiliating jokes.
 
Do all of you really RESEARCH the past posts of someone who PM's you?

Do you all have nothing else to do with your lives?

This is a fucking SEX site filled with rude and judgemental people.

How can you judge someone and convict them based on a few posts through the boards? That is so INDIRECT.

Don't you think that DIRECTLY trying to give someone a chance makes more sense?

You people have WAY too much TIME on your hands.

Time that could be spent on actually TALKING.

Instead of JUDGING.
 
Noor said:
If you are going to pm lots of random women, at least make them interesting posts!
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If what is said is NOT interesting, then someone should reply back and at least say, "no thank you".

That is all I am saying.

You all are so illiterate and stupid that you cannot read.

Never did I suggest that I am so amazing that everyone should want to talk to me.

You all do not seem to get that I could care less about that.

The original question has NOTHING to do with ME.

Nothing to do with getting back at any of YOU.

This is about COMMON COURTESY.
 
Jaystorme said:
Wity things like "I know you say you don't cyber, but I know that's a lie, hit me up on yahoo!".
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I know that would get MY attention.

Even as LAME as that is, I still would have the DECENCY to send a harmless THREE word REPLY.
 
Dad_of_Jake34 said:
This whole thing with Jake and his ability to scare women away happened when he had tried to hit on his mom and she spurned his advances.

I do apologize for my son's behavior. He can't help being a stalker. It's just his nature.
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Rot in hell you fucking asshole.

This is one of the most disgusting things I have ever read on here.

Ever read in general to be honest.

Shame on you and the horse you rode in on.

I hope one day you LOSE your mom and dad and that YOU have to deal with someone saying these horrible things about the both of THEM.

Amazing how many of you fuckers on here are into family fucking.

And I am the one who is sick.
 
Dad_of_Jake34 said:
He must have heard me wrong when he was growing up. I wanted him to be a "Motivational Talker" not a "Literotica Stalker."
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Again.

Fuck you.

Looks like you're stalking ME right now DAD.

So maybe take your OWN fucking ADVICE.

Jackass.
 
jake34 said:
Oh I can read just fine, Mrs. Sex in the City.

You may be the worst ever at being subtle.
So quit while you're behind.
Do us all a favor.
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Hey Jake! I am your behind not her. Besides she's too cute to be your behind.



jake34 said:
Rot in hell you fucking asshole.

Shame on you and the horse you rode in on.

I hope one day you LOSE your mom and dad and that YOU have to deal with someone saying these horrible things about the both of THEM.

Amazing how many of you fuckers on here are into family fucking.

And I am the one who is sick.
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wow Jake. Seems like you really have a sore.......me! :)D)
 
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TexasWife25 said:
You're so .. articulate and .. rational. Are you sure you're Jakes dad? Maybe his mom was getting in on with the neighbors shiatsu behind your back.
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You're so pathetic ... and bitchy. Shouldn't you be a little further up JACK IN THE BOX's ass right now? Maybe your mom just TOYED with the town magician. Which would explain why you seem to like things that POP UP so much.
 
JakesZombieMom said:
Jaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeee! Why are you being such a bad boy? Why do mommy and daddy have to come back from the grave to discipline you? Are you still sexually frustrated? Why don't you take that money you have in the sock in your top drawer. You know the one next to the sock you call "Charlene" and do naughty things with? Take that money and get yourself a hooker. You will feel better. You don't want everyone here to know the truth do you? That you are a virgin? Sticking your cock through a doughnut hole does not count as "getting some sweet stuff" Jaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeee!
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Interesting possibility.

But on second thought.

Maybe I should take all that same money.

Buy this dump.

And shut it down.

Taking away eternal orgasms from all of you cheating, judgemental and sorry fuckers.

What could be more SWEET and NAUGHTY than THAT?
 
jake34 said:
You're so pathetic ... and bitchy. Shouldn't you be a little further up JACK IN THE BOX's ass right now? Maybe your mom just TOYED with the town magician. Which would explain why you seem to like things that POP UP so much.
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OHHHH this is gonna be a GREAT day. Jake you are back! Now I am gonna get kicked GOOD. yay!
 
jake34 said:
Interesting possibility.

But on second thought.

Maybe I should take all that same money.

Buy this dump.

And shut it down.

Taking away eternal orgasms from all of you cheating, judgemental and sorry fuckers.

What could be more SWEET and NAUGHTY than THAT?
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Pssst, uhhhh, big guy, aren't you being a wee bit judgemental there poopsey? (One of my fav words - POOPsey :D)
 
jake34 said:
Yours first asshole.

You missed our date Friday you rude FUCKER.
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No, Jake, you got scared and ran away, remember? I had to spend the time masturbating over your dead mom's face to kill time.
 
Jake I am the one in hell. I am stuck following you around all the time. There is nothing worse in the universe than being Jakes ass. :(
 
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