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Meet Taylor Burnham.

When Corpus Christi cops responded to a suspicious person call early Sunday, they spotted Burnham, 18, standing in an alleyway next to a Jeep Wrangler. The teenager was naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots.

After spotting cops, Burnham hopped in the Jeep and took off at around 3:10 AM. She then led officers on a slow speed chase through a neighboring subdivision, where she drove on a sidewalk before coming to a stop.

Burnham, police reported, appeared to be intoxicated, so she was subjected to field sobriety tests and a Breathalyzer. While officers noted that a female cop helped Burnham get reacquainted with her clothes, a police report offers no insight as to why she was driving while naked....
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-driving/naked-texas-cowgirl-arrest-758492
 
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Obviously, someone insulted her mule, and she didn't respond correctly.
 
One of the bad element, one of those Bushwhackers come down to Texas...




Don't need any of her molasses...
 
Bad seed from Mizzourah, most likely.


Murderers and bushwhackers . . .


wait . . . we can't see if her bush is whacked or not.


Sunshine, sunflowers, son-of-bitches . . . .
 
She just had a few too many while out with her friends.


Who you keepa sistah down???
 
The bootheel of oppression tromps wide.


Fours coffins . . .


my mistake.
 
I thought this was going to be a new thread with a real Litizen of the week.

*disappointed*
 
One of our paid posters should contact her and see if she wants to join. She has the right credentials to fit in with most of this group.

I wonder what her political views are
 
A gathering of Litizens...


MIAMI (CBS4) – People who are looking for the perfect match, both men and women, go online seeking a certain kind of arrangement.

A “sugar baby” is typically younger and eager for adventure. A “sugar daddy” is usually an older, financially established provider. A website called www.seekingarrangement.com helps the two meet.

CBS4′s Jorge Estevez found a 22-year old who is looking for her first sugar daddy. She is a Miami student looking for someone to help her pay for her higher education and all the related expenses.

A self-proclaimed, cute blonde who is looking for fun in Fort Lauderdale admits to being a college student looking for some help.

And another pretty, young Miami college girl, who does not want to be identified, is more direct, asking specifically for 10 to 20-thousand dollars monthly. The 22-year old claims to be looking for someone who will never say ”NO” to her needs.

“The lesson here… ask and you shall receive,” she told Estevez.

“What have they given you?” asked Estevez.

“They have given me cars, trips, jewelry. These guys will take you out and they will court you,” she responded.

Jorge asked “What do these guys do for you?”

“They support you financially… financially,” she replied.

Support is proving to be crucial for a 20-year old sugar baby, who is in college at Florida International University.

“Have they paid your tuition?” asked Estevez.

“Yes Jorge.”

“Books?” he asked.

“Books. Everything,” she responded. “When I say everything… I mean everything.”

In fact, her profile asks for someone to “help a young’in out”. And she is not alone. Numbers compiled by the “seeking arrangement” website showed that in the past six months, FIU ranked 20th in a list of the top universities with “sugar baby” sign ups.

Florida ranked third in the U.S. behind New York and California with 67,815 total users, of all ages. There are just over 1,000,000 and growing .

Our FIU student argued that it’s a way to survive the times.

“I don’t get support from my parents. As soon as I turned 18, they told me I am on my own. I have to figure everything out on my own Jorge.”

“And you discovered this? And you thought…?” asked Estevez.

“My dreams came true Jorge.”
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/02/1...a-co-eds-seek-sugar-daddy-for-college-degree/
 
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