Will you or will you not be fucking on the holiest day of love?

[Destinys_Bitch]

Animals, corpses, and anything made of wood, rubber, vegetable, neoprene, vinyl, or glass is excluded from the selection set...

...as well as emotional commitment, long term comitment, any kind of commitment, contracts- written or verbal, servitude, kidnapping, or motor vehicle hit and run.

 

[clutch1]

While rubbing my dogs belly , I got some nip.
In fact a got alotta nip.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I've already shared my plans.....

 

[Bidin~Time]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

While rubbing my dogs belly , I got some nip.
In fact a got alotta nip.

I don't know why that made me laugh but it still doesn't count.

 

[ivantheterrible]

i really don't give a damn anymore. too much bullshit to go through just to hear someone say, i love you. much less get laid.
you can be the nicest guy in the world, don't mean jack shit.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Only losers would be posting here tonight. You losers...