Not enough fat girls.

[IrezumiKiss]

It's just not fair. In the male population, i'd say the 70% of us are lit and have great coasters. On the other hand, the majority of girls are attractive and CURVY. yeah, i said it. Y'all are deliciously thick. Show your strange. Before I strangle myself. Help! Some Grey Goose appeared in my glass!
Anyway, I'd like to see girls are sexy enough to wear next to nothing at all.
How about u?

 

[Farrah]

It's just not fair. In the male population, i'd say the 70% of us are lit and have great coasters. On the other hand, the majority of girls are attractive and CURVY. yeah, i said it. Y'all are deliciously thick. Show your strange. Before I strangle myself. Help! Some Grey Goose appeared in my glass!
Anyway, I'd like to see girls are sexy enough to wear next to nothing at all.
How about u?

 

[Wings27]

Oh Zumi, you are so missed around here.

 

[Farrah]

Oh Zumi, you are so missed around here.

I haven't gotten to meet Zumi, but I already know I like him.

 

[Wings27]

I haven't gotten to meet Zumi, but I already know I like him.

He will make you feel like a million bucks. He's just that special.

 

[Farrah]

He will make you feel like a million bucks. He's just that special.

If you say it, it's gotta be true.

Also, I love your new AV.

 

[Wings27]

If you say it, it's gotta be true.

Also, I love your new AV.

Thanks, I'm undecided tonight.

 

[Farrah]

Thanks, I'm undecided tonight.

Um...I vote for this one.

 

[KRCummings]

It's just not fair. In the male population, i'd say the 70% of us are lit and have great coasters. On the other hand, the majority of girls are attractive and CURVY. yeah, i said it. Y'all are deliciously thick. Show your strange. Before I strangle myself. Help! Some Grey Goose appeared in my glass!
Anyway, I'd like to see girls are sexy enough to wear next to nothing at all.
How about u?

Did you forget English while you were gone?

 

[TexasWife25]

It's just not fair. In the male population, i'd say the 70% of us are lit and have great coasters. On the other hand, the majority of girls are attractive and CURVY. yeah, i said it. Y'all are deliciously thick. Show your strange. Before I strangle myself. Help! Some Grey Goose appeared in my glass!
Anyway, I'd like to see girls are sexy enough to wear next to nothing at all.
How about u?

Wonderful

 

[KRCummings]

It's just not fair. In the male population, i'd say the 70% of us are lit and have great coasters. On the other hand, the majority of girls are attractive and CURVY. yeah, i said it. Y'all are deliciously thick. Show your strange. Before I strangle myself. Help! Some Grey Goose appeared in my glass!
Anyway, I'd like to see girls are sexy enough to wear next to nothing at all.
How about u?

Ah, a parody. Never mind. I didn't see the other.

 

[christy1989]

It's just not fair. In the male population, i'd say the 70% of us are lit and have great coasters. On the other hand, the majority of girls are attractive and CURVY. yeah, i said it. Y'all are deliciously thick. Show your strange. Before I strangle myself. Help! Some Grey Goose appeared in my glass!
Anyway, I'd like to see girls are sexy enough to wear next to nothing at all.
How about u?

'flashes you'

 

[butters]

happy valentine's day, mazumi

 

[Sean]

He will make you feel like a million bucks. He's just that special.

This may be the funniest thing I've read on Lit in months.

 

[Wings27]

This may be the funniest thing I've read on Lit in months.

I'm glad I could help you find some humor. Do let me know if I can help again anytime soon.