lit zombie invasion

[blunt_trauma]

all these posters returning from he litgrave...

 

[Monkey_Face]

And Breakwall's headlessness is suddenly explained.

 

[blunt_trauma]

And Breakwall's headlessness is suddenly explained.

you just want to eat my brain.

but you'll be disappointed!

 

[Monkey_Face]

you just want to eat my brain.

but you'll be disappointed!

My intensely low expectations are the only thing which never let me down; I am very difficult to disappoint.

But, really, what kind of zombie ever actually gets to the brain? We mostly just kind of...gnaw...

 

[blunt_trauma]

i'm praying for zombies who neglected their dental hygiene.
nobody ever got gummed to death.

...do zombies floss?

 

[Monkey_Face]

i'm praying for zombies who neglected their dental hygiene.
nobody ever got gummed to death.

...do zombies floss?

I imagine not. Just a whole lot of aimless meandering and chewing.

But maybe that's how they take care of their teeth. You know, like dogs chew bones.

 

[blunt_trauma]

do zombies in lust chew boners...

 

[Monkey_Face]

do zombies in lust chew boners...

I'm not certain a zombie would be able to maintain an erection.

 

[blunt_trauma]

even if it died whilst suffering the effects of a venomous spider bite?

*pays attention*

 

[Monkey_Face]

even if it died whilst suffering the effects of a venomous spider bite?

*pays attention*

But then would it have become a zombie?

Wouldn't it have had to die while suffering the effects of a zombie bite?

Does this mean we're dealing with zombie spiders?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm adding zombie to my diet.

 

[Monkey_Face]

I'm adding zombie to my diet.

When you bite them, do they become human?

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I been praying for their return and doing voo doo dances. Power to the Revolution!

 

[butters]

all these posters returning from he litgrave...

I been praying for their return and doing voo doo dances. Power to the Revolution!

ah, so it's johnny's fault i was wondering if some other watering hole had shut down.

seems they all return in the end....

 

[blunt_trauma]

hotel california, chuppy.

 

[Monkey_Face]

hotel california, chuppy.

I drive by the hotel that song was based on every now and then.

It's a homeless shelter now.

At least...it was for a bit. I don't exactly keep up with it.

 

[butters]

hotel california, chuppy.

*nods*

end of the line, baybeeeeee

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

We are all just prisoners here. Of our own device.

 

[Monkey_Face]

Really?http://gbielin.info/g.gif

Yup.

Zombies.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

When you bite them, do they become human?

They become tasty human's head cheese...


Yum!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We are all just prisoners here. Of our own device.

We're already checked out, we just never left...

 

[English Lady]

I've seen zombie erotica collections...okay, one.

The mind boggles.

 

[Batch]

Time for some well placed head shots.

Double tap, and don't be stingy with the bullets.

 

[blunt_trauma]

breakwall has no head to tap.

 

[Batch]

breakwall has no head to tap.

True.

Him and his wonderful nonconformity.

I declare him 'Not a Zombie'.