RobDownSouth
No Kings
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2002
- Posts
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Many posters have their own posting idiosyncrasies. Ishmael, for example, feels compelled to sign every post he makes (and has misspelled his own name seven times over the years). Trysail thinks the Georgia font makes him look intelligent, and Drown likes to center each line of his/her posting drivel.
In a class by herself, though, is Ellie Talbot. Ellie likes to sign her posts with a unique geographic flair, i.e. "Grumbling in Greenland" "Idly in Idaho", etc.
Last night, though, Ellie's string of 2500+ consecutive geographic references came to an inglorious and abrupt end. It is not known if alcohol was a contributing factor. In any event, the poor girl is obviously in a bit of a slump, and Lit tradition calls for everyone to cum together and bayonet the wounded. But heck, let's break the cycle of posting violence and do something different this time!
I'm asking everyone to please donate a new or lightly used geographic phrase or reference to the Help Ellie Fund. Consult with your tax advisor to determine if your donation is tax deductible.
I'm contributing "Plastered in Paris".
In a class by herself, though, is Ellie Talbot. Ellie likes to sign her posts with a unique geographic flair, i.e. "Grumbling in Greenland" "Idly in Idaho", etc.
Last night, though, Ellie's string of 2500+ consecutive geographic references came to an inglorious and abrupt end. It is not known if alcohol was a contributing factor. In any event, the poor girl is obviously in a bit of a slump, and Lit tradition calls for everyone to cum together and bayonet the wounded. But heck, let's break the cycle of posting violence and do something different this time!
I'm asking everyone to please donate a new or lightly used geographic phrase or reference to the Help Ellie Fund. Consult with your tax advisor to determine if your donation is tax deductible.
I'm contributing "Plastered in Paris".
