Seeking opinions

[Bohemian_Blue]

Today I arrived at my desk at work to discover a small envelope on my keyboard with my nickname on it. I opened it and there was a card inside with some colors and glitters and such on the front but nothing specific as to what it was for. Opening the card I found on the left hand side, attached with some heart shaped stickers a 50 dollar visa card with instructions for usage. On the right hand side were also some heart shaped stickers and the words in, what appear to be, very block shaped letters that said, "God Loves You!".

Where I work is very high security and even the room I work in is even moreso. That said, there are about maybe 100 people at most that have access. I don't really have anything special with anyone there, I don't meet anyone for drinks or anything and I don't really have anyone close to me there. I have NO idea who might have placed this there. I don't know of anyone there who is very religious so basically it's like this. I have no friggin clue who left this for me or why.

Any ideas on how I should take this?

 

[neci]

what were the instructions?

 

[islandman]

Disregard the instructions and buy yourself something pretty.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Clearly it's a message from God. You should repay him by buying yourself something nice and thanking him.

No wait...that's fucking creepy. I have no idea what I would do in that situation.

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

what were the instructions?

Just the standard instructions that would ordinarily come with a card like that. Handwritten on it are the words "$50 giftcard" twice in the same handwriting.

Which doesn't match the block style lettering of the words "God Loves You!" or my name on the front which wasn't written in block style.

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

Disregard the instructions and buy yourself something pretty.

By pretty do you mean a kick ass tattoo on my back of Death with a sickle and wings wrapping around him?

 

[islandman]

By pretty do you mean a kick ass tattoo on my back of Death with a sickle and wings wrapping around him?

Sure, you can get a tramp stamp.

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

Clearly it's a message from God. You should repay him by buying yourself something nice and thanking him.

No wait...that's fucking creepy. I have no idea what I would do in that situation.

Show me your tits.




Fuck I've been away from Lit for awhile...

The whole situation is both exciting/creepy/etc...
I told a few people at work and it quickly became THE topic of conversation with some of my male friends making the notso cool suggestion that someone had a mancrush on me with the deliberate attempt to kill my 'it must be the superhot 18 year old' fantasy.

Fuckers.

 

[Lorilei]

Run. Run fast as the wind!

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

Sure, you can get a tramp stamp.

I was thinking a little bigger but if you think sluts would go for that...

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

Run. Run fast as the wind!

LMAO. I seriously considered that before I realized I kinda need my paycheck at the moment.

How the hell you doing hon? You look great!

 

[Lorilei]

LMAO. I seriously considered that before I realized I kinda need my paycheck at the moment.

How the hell you doing hon? You look great!

Thank you!

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

Thank you!

You're welcome.

*kiss* *tongue* *grope*

 

[neci]

God Loves You!

tramp stamp

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

God Loves You!

tramp stamp

Worst idea ever.

 

[chillywilly2]

First off...you shouldn't have told anybody

 

[neci]

Worst idea ever.

it's all the rage.

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

First off...you shouldn't have told anybody

Well I wouldn't have if I knew it was a valentine thing or I had a clue who sent it. I'm still not sure it IS a valentine kind of thingie.

*clueless*

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

it's all the rage.

Not the tramp stamp but the "God Loves You!' part.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Show me your tits.




Fuck I've been away from Lit for awhile...

The whole situation is both exciting/creepy/etc...
I told a few people at work and it quickly became THE topic of conversation with some of my male friends making the notso cool suggestion that someone had a mancrush on me with the deliberate attempt to kill my 'it must be the superhot 18 year old' fantasy.

Fuckers.

<----------------TITS. they are hard to miss.

Maybe it's the janitor.

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

<----------------TITS. they are hard to miss.

Maybe it's the janitor.

Or the clothes covering them....

 

[Wife of Bath]

Or the clothes covering them....

My clothes sent you a Visa card? That's amazing!

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

My clothes sent you a Visa card? That's amazing!

They wanted me to take them off of you, preferably in person.

 

[Wife of Bath]

They wanted me to take them off of you, preferably in person.

If you could take my clothes off remotely that might be one of the creepiest and yet most awesome superpowers in the world.

 

[Liar]

If you could take my clothes off remotely that might be one of the creepiest and yet most awesome superpowers in the world.

And also sort of useless, unless he could also see you remotely.