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[jake34]

Jake, do you have any cats?

Nope.

Had a dog once.

Only cats anywhere around me are all these PUSSIES on the threads.

And I just can't seem to find me the one I'm gonna control.

Rob Down South looks like a pretty good catch.

Maybe I might just need to have a waltz with him.

Might make Sean a little jealous though.

 

[jake34]

hey jake, you really need to post your cock.

Shit.

In your dreams maybe.

Plenty of dicks on here enough already.

And cocks too.

 

[o_so_wet]

Oh, I may just have to go back and find the whole thread if O' So Wet keeps running her big mouth and loose lips and being O' So Friendly.

Aww Jack....

You really shouldn't hate just cuz I wouldn't talk dirty to you.

 

[jake34]

Sooo Jake, anything interesting going on with ya the last few days?

Just trying not to have to change another pair of Depends before the night is over.

Already gone through a couple of pairs today.

Almost made a date tommorrow with that nice Sean fellow too.

If only it wasn't Bingo night.

 

[neci]

Shit.

In your dreams maybe.

Plenty of dicks on here enough already.

And cocks too.

pussy.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I like the name Jake.

 

[jake34]

I always took the "observe, watch and relent or refuse" route when it came to drugs.

Never did shrooms but got some of my friends home safely that night.

Had such a bad trip that even five showers in a few hours still had me feeling like shit and seeing double of everything.

Like, can you imagine TWO Rob Down South's?

Talk about a damn nightmare.

Then again.

Then we would all have DOUBLE of his lovely POETRY that he felt so inclined to share earlier.

 

[sweepthefloor]

It's not Enoch, though. I am looking for a Nucky.

 

[Lorilei]

I like the name Jake.

I used to!

 

[bronzeage]

Anybody who can bleed this bad for 2 days and not die is surreal.

http://godwillbegod.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/110911-surreal-transcendence.png

 

[jake34]

Aww Jack....

You really shouldn't hate just cuz I wouldn't talk dirty to you.

No.

You were busy enough that day with Mr. David.

Or should I say Mr. Hung.

Trying to make it like you care about flowers and shit.

Yet you always go for the BIG DICKS in the end, don't ya darlin?

I don't hate you because you wouldn't get freaky with me, O' Wise One.

I am not fond of you because you kept insulting me again and again.

Just like you have done again earlier tonight.

When all I was saying is that I am not going to let people like you bother me any longer.

 

[jake34]

I used to!

Evenin' Lori!

You taking the RED EYE tonight I see?

 

[jake34]

Anybody who can bleed this bad for 2 days and not die is surreal.

http://godwillbegod.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/110911-surreal-transcendence.png

That's just the smokes talking again, Pops.

Put it down.

It's not 420 anywhere in the world right now.

 

[TexasWife25]

No thanks.

First of all, I don't swing that way.

Second, I don't judge people based on looks.

I don't judge people right away.

He has a big pee-pee.

So what?

He has much more then a big "pee-pee"
The man is hung like an ox.

He has a host of other traits your lacking as well
but it would take to long to list them all.

 

[jake34]

He has much more then a big "pee-pee"
The man is hung like an ox.

He has a host of other traits your lacking as well
but it would take to long to list them all.

So you like to have sex with oxes.

Who am I to JUDGE?

Sounds like he's just the PERFECT man.

Why don't you just go FUCK him?

Or better yet.

Do the dew.

The full monty.

Start another online orgy like O' So Wet did.

So that ALL of us less hung and horrible trolls can enjoy the ride.

 

[Morcheeba]

Had such a bad trip that even five showers in a few hours still had me feeling like shit and seeing double of everything.

Like, can you imagine TWO Rob Down South's?

Talk about a damn nightmare.

Then again.

Then we would all have DOUBLE of his lovely POETRY that he felt so inclined to share earlier.

So, you aren't or weren't aware of an earth-like water shortage? Five showers in a few hours and you still couldn't snap out of it? Go slap yourself.

 

[GracefullyYours]

All the world's a playground, and we merely Litsters.

Translated loosely from the olde englishe.

Shakespeare actually wrote in modern English, believe it or not...

 

[jake34]

So, you aren't or weren't aware of an earth-like water shortage? Five showers in a few hours and you still couldn't snap out of it? Go slap yourself.

In case you missed it.

I'm 102 years old.

This was 85 years ago.

When there was still lots of water.

Before the world became selfish.

 

[islandman]

Shakespeare actually wrote in modern English, believe it or not...

Early Modern English, to be specific.

Now, kiss my iambic pentameter.

 

[GracefullyYours]

hey jake, you really need to post your cock.

Found a pic of Jake for you....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PIcx-dEqdlg/TGlCQ0v2J-I/AAAAAAAAAH8/eKhGxiy02NI/s1600/Small%252520Penis%252520Guy.jpg

 

[GracefullyYours]

Early Modern English, to be specific.

Now, kiss my iambic pentameter.

Bend over and show me your feet....

 

[neci]

Found a pic of Jake for you....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PIcx-dEqdlg/TGlCQ0v2J-I/AAAAAAAAAH8/eKhGxiy02NI/s1600/Small%252520Penis%252520Guy.jpg

*gag*

 

[islandman]

Bend over and show me your feet....

That is kinky.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Found a pic of Jake for you....

sweet jesus grace now I need to find my eye bleach

 

[GracefullyYours]

*gag*

sweet jesus grace now I need to find my eye bleach

Score.